The Granger Machine

But your shinigami tyrant died after killing me. Plus, you didn`t take the granger machine from my corpse. So, after I respawned, I took it and left like nothing happened.

Why the hell do I always start with BUT? BUTT SEX?

*I kill all your spawns*
*I send another rant at Ryuk*
*In freight Ryuk drops the Granger machine right into a pool of grangers that's full of grangers*
*Ryuk learned why its bad to not stand under a tyrant with broken legs*
*I walk over, and the grangers give me the machine*
*I do tests to make sure its the real one, and it is.*
I have the Granger Machine now!!! Muahahaha
Also i would like to see somebody come up with a plausible way of taking my granger machine with out bypassing that it's in paper Mario land. (whoops you can't muahaha)
I haves a charizard protecting me too!
(hehehe)

*hid a spawn where no one would find it* (even I don`t know where I hid it :O)
*teleporst on board the Enterprise*
*teleports from on board the Enterprise near the granger machine*
*takes the granger machine*
*teleports back to the Enterprise*
*engages warp and GTFOs*

I'm too lazy right now, so I'll just say that I blew up the enterprise because star trek sucks, and found the granger machine in the debris.
GG

*uses 1337 One Piece sk1llz to extend arm 40m and grab the Machine*
>:0

*Smacks mr pirate over the head.*
Get your head outa the clouds!
*walks away with granger machine while Pirate is trying to stretch arm*

I spawn, only to see the Tyrants.
"HA! Only three?"
I drop my rifle and take put my blaster. I make short work of all three Tyrants. King is SO IMPRESSED he gives me the machine. I thank him, wish him good-day, and begin enjoying the grangery goodness.

I stumble apon this war and spectate in amazement. unfortunately when death built those spawns to teleport to the granger machine he accidently glitch built. Aaron come in and didn't know who glitched so he bans death king menace and pirate and reverts all the spawns except the one next to the granger machine and then aaron does !putteam QweefzilLa humies i spawn next to the granger machine and take it and i build a house around my granger machine with peace and quit because death king menace and pirate can no long join room so i live in my granger machine utopia.

Hey! I didn't glitchz0r!
*patiently waits for unban in the KorX test server*

As I wasn't banned, I convince Aaron to ban you (Through PM, so you can't defend yourself.)
He gives me the Granger Machine as a reward for helping catch you.

*I hack the server, it's mine now, along with all copyrights to the game tremulous.*
*Tremulous is no longer open-source, you have to pay 50 bucks a month to play*
*Immediately afterwords everybody stops playing tremulous*
*The granger machine is mine now*
.................................
*I get so bored that I make tremulous open source again*
*In order for nothing like this to happen again i destroy the granger machine*
*Tremulous is now free of the granger machine*
What happens when people get carried away: Hell breaks loose

I sort through the pieces and fix the machine. It is now mine. I even restock it with grangers.

I destroy it again.

I discover the Rakatan's Star Forge, and activate it to create an endless army of capital ships, snub fighters, and war droids. I send my full invasion force, along with multiple Dark Jedi to scour the galaxy in a hunt for the pieces of the fabled Granger Machine, and in a hunt for it's previous owners. Only Mala- I mean Mr. Pirate shall be able to unleash the power of the Granger Machine!
<---- Freaked me out big time first time I saw lol.

I feel way too lazy right now.
Pirate gets the Granger machine by default.

Whoo!
*presses button multiple times*

BE WARNED!!
i will come back for it......
heheheh

I come by and delete everyone's posts and lock the topic, leaving only the words "I win"

Mwahahahahah

I edit your post to say "I give the machine to Menace"

I get a new ship instead of Enterprise, teleport both your PCs on board, after that I teleport Menace`s PC into the Sun, and, using Glameow`s PC I delete Menace`s post and edit Glameow`s. OH WTF?!?!?! I don`t know the damn password...
*calls hacker*
*hacks into Glameow`s account*
*deletes Menace`s post*

And now where was I? Ah, right...Edit Glameow: &amp;amp;quot;The granger machine belongs to Ryuk!&amp;amp;quot;
*teleports Glame`s PC in a volcano*

*teleports Bor`s PC on the ship*
*hacks into his account*
*deletes Glame`s and Menace`s accounts*
*teleports PC back in Bor`s house*
*enjoys the granger machine*

*decided that the granger machine is to dangerous for mankind, and upon this, takes a atom gun, and vaporizes the granger machine, upon which he then sends a trojan to all computers with the word granger in any file*
*takes the ashes from the granger machine, and smokes them, while smelling granger*
*upon smoking the granger ashes, takes the smoke, and compresses it into a frozen cube, which tastes like granger*
*teleports cube into the middle of the sun*
*uses battle suit to blow up sun*
*laughs evilly at the fact that the granger machine's atoms no longer even exist*
*creates an anti-matter version of the granger machine, and leaves it for who-ever wants it*
*laughs again*
*!allowoverride iShadow*
*/class bgranger ; /buy bsuit ; /buy larmour ; /buy helmet ; /buy cloak ; /buy gren ; /buy xael ; /buy surge*
*uses cloak*
*comments that with this much armor, a rant takes 6 shots to take me out*
*laughs again*
*/god on*
*laughs because he is now invincible*
COME GET ME NOW FOOLS!!!!!!

[quote="|Acid| iShadow"]*decided that the granger machine is to dangerous for mankind, and upon this, takes a atom gun, and vaporizes the granger machine, upon which he then sends a trojan to all computers with the word granger in any file*
*takes the ashes from the granger machine, and smokes them, while smelling granger*
While he's smokin' da granja he is high and hallucinates about other actions leaving me to take the machine, which rematerialized in his lungs through a failsafe effectively killing him.

I didn't say I smoked the granger through a pipe, I put the granger onto a fire, so therefor, was not high

Well, you still inhaled fumes.
*smelling granger*

Don't smoke the granger!

Even if it does smell and taste so nice, there is no need! >_>
*smokes granger in dretch suit*