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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:51 am

*thanks nick for the granger machine*
*!allowoverride ryuk*
*/noclip*
*flies into the Sun and leaves the granger machine there*
*comes back*
*!denyoverride ryuk*
*goes to sleep* (and waits for the fireworks, as I put an anti matter bomb in the granger machine)
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:13 pm

*Ryuk forgot that the Granger machine isn't actually real, but is really just a figment of his imagination*
*Ryuk's imagination gets sucked in the vortex in his mind, he virtually can no longer think, all he has is instincts, and is a vegetable..*
*I ditch the figment of my imagination and replace it with another....*
*A real granger, now i have a pet*
*Everyone who posted on this topic gets sent to a loony bin, except ryuk, who goes to a hospital for a severe infection of the brain.*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:47 pm

^^^ Too morbid? Shocked
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Mr. Pirate on Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:35 pm

Yes. Let's start fresh.
I go to Ethereal and pick up the Granger Machine for dinner and a movie. We later go to my apartment and have sexual intercourse. Then, it goes home.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:51 pm

Everybody is disappointed in pirate and the Granger Machine.
We call mr pirate a Whore, and we try to shelter the granger machine so it won't be raped again.
Mr. Pirate is shunned from the forums.
I begin to teach the granger machine the ways of purity and wholesomeness...
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Mr. Pirate on Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:26 pm

I did not have sex with that woman!
(I made love!)
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Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:02 pm

It's not a women, its a machine. So seeing as how a machine cannot give it's love willingly you probably raped it!!!
RAPIST!!!
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Mr. Pirate on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:43 pm

*Goes to jail for 4 years, while paid assassins try to fnd the secret stash of money I hid under my BEACH RESORT to bail me out with.*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:44 pm

Surprise Surprise...
The rapist has a beach resort.
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Post  Mr. Pirate on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:44 pm

This really isn't going in my favour...
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:51 pm

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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:10 pm

*rapes and kills Pirate and King*
*writes on wall : "I'M NOT GAY!" *
*takes granger machine (or whatever the hell is it) and leaves*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:22 pm

I didn't die.
I sue you for a million dollars.
You live out the rest of your life paying me back for the horrible things you did to me.
The Granger machine is still yours... for now...
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:28 am

I don't pay you nothing.
I kill you (again, and stay dead this time, ok?) and leave with the granger machine, while listening to Overburdened (Disturbed).
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:37 am

You go to jail for you crimes.
I come back to life as a vampire.
Like from twilight.
Then realizing what I've done, i kill myself, and take that Edward bastard with me.
Thinking about what to come back to life as...
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:42 am

Fuck Twilight.
Good thing is you didn't take the granger machine with you. I put a rose on your grave and leave =).
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:11 am

I'm so happy that the Twilight saga will no longer exist I come back from the grave completely healthy.
Then I come up behind you and scare you.
You drop the Granger machine and run for dear life.
I take it and run for dear life in the other direction. Wink
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Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:29 pm

I stop running, turn around and start running after you. After I catch up, I stun you, take the granger machine and go to sleep.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:58 pm

I take the granger machine while you're asleep.
Then I fly to the other side of the world with my DBZ powers.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:02 pm

Nowai.
I use Naruto's sexy jutst (^^), which makes you come back to me and give the granger machine back.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:07 pm

Naruto sexy jujitsu doesn't work on DBZ charictors!! MUAHAHAHA
I Kamehameha you, and you die.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:12 pm

Guess again. Gaara's shield protects me from your attack, then I use Chidori on you. Sayonara!
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:30 pm

I become Super sayin, your attack has absolutely no affect on my rock-like body.
I'm so sexy that all the fan-girls for Naruto, and DBZ come running over and accidentally bulldoze you.
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I shoot a few power balls at you and the fan girl's screams of joy are so loud that you go deaf.
I leave you fan-less and deaf.
I eventually gather all the dragon balls and get my wish: The Granger machine. Very Happy
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:43 pm

Hmmm...
*links Optimus Prime with Omega Supreme*
*Optimus Supreme charges at King and...uh well, goes right through him ^^*
*before dying, King hands Ryuk the granger machine*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:58 pm

Before I die, the full moon suddenly shines on me.
I Transform into Super Sayin 4, healing all my wounds, and multiplying my power 100 folds.
I tear the Auto-bots to pieces. They're all gone.
Then I turn my gaze to Ryuk, who at the sight of me looking at him, blows up from the power that I radiate from my body.
I take the granger machine into my hands.
The ultimate power is mine!!!!
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