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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:52 am

*reverts all nodes, and bans aaron from server*
*hires a privateer to kill pirate*
*takes back the granger machine*
*decided that the granger machine is to dangerous for mankind, and upon this, takes a atom gun, and vaporizes the granger machine, upon which he then sends a trojan to all computers with the word granger in any file*
*takes the ashes from the granger machine, and burns it it a flame chamber*
*takes the smoke, and compresses it into a frozen cube*
*teleports cube into the middle of the sun*
*uses battle suit to blow up sun*
*laughs evilly at the fact that the granger machine's atoms no longer even exist*
*creates an anti-matter version of the granger machine, and leaves it for who-ever wants it*
*laughs again*
*!allowoverride iShadow*
*/class bgranger ; /buy bsuit ; /buy larmour ; /buy helmet ; /buy cloak ; /buy gren ; /buy xael ; /buy surge*
*uses cloak*
*comments that with this much armor, a rant takes 6 shots to take me out*
*laughs again*
*/god on*
*laughs because he is now invincible*
*takes a drug test to prove that he is not high*
*drug test comes back negative*
*/callvote esd ; !passvote*
*stands on a health and ammo spot*
*laughs because there are now no spawns, and I can't be killed*
*taunts all takers*
COME ON FOOLS, I AM WAITING!!!
*locks the topic so no one can take the granger machine*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  DucTape on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:48 pm

I tell you that your entire post is just plain insane. You realize how very childish you're being, taking that machine from everyone. I wish shame on you, and you give me the anti-matter machine. I hire a scientific crew to spend several years researching a way to revert the machine back to matter. Once a method is found I restore the machine to it's original state.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:06 pm

HAHAHA!!!
I lied, the real granger machine is still with me.
Shadow did all that to a fake Granger machine! Razz
*Allows override for granger machine*
*Granger machine: /godmode*
The granger machine is now a god.
WORSHIP IT!!
*secretly stands in backround acting for the granger machine (because it is not alive) and become god myself*

Game end. the King's team wins. king Twisted Evil


(lol ryuke
Glameow and menace will be pissed!
XD)
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:51 pm

*!denyoverride King*
*takes away the god mode*
*upon contact with matter, the antimatter granger machine imploded (different than exploded, look it up), destroying that face of the planet*
*takes out cloaked battesuit and spams grenades as kings feet all while trapping him with granger spit*
*after King dies, !revert x 1000000000000, causing all spawns to be destroyed, leaving king with no spawns*
*!setlevel King 999 (ask glame what that lvl means)*
*laughs to himself
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:02 pm

*!allowoverride King*
*/kill shadow*
*Shadow was killed by king through unknown means*
*!teleportgrangermachine-king*
*The granger machine was teleported to king.*
*King left the game with the granger machine.*
No more admin commands! Evil or Very Mad
I don't like to use them! DX

*Edit*
Glameow what does level mean?
(at least i asked..)


Last edited by kingnickolas on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:04 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Didn't know where to ask Glameow...)
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  GLAMEOW on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:16 pm

|Acid| iShadow wrote:
*!setlevel King 999 (ask glame what that lvl means)*
*laughs to himself

*laughs as ME (GLAMEOW) is in fact the granger inside the granger machine!*
*realizes that I don't have a guid set for my name*
*attempts !register but it seems that someone else took my name D:*
*!ragequit*
****the level shadow gave you is the fake admin level called "dead marine".... you just got pwned XD
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:07 pm

Nooooooooooooooo
I can't die! i left the game. Sad
With the Granger machine?
Craps
no more Granger machines for me for a couple days.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:19 pm

*hits Nick with a screwdriver*
*Nick bleeds to death*
*takes granger machine from Nick*
*throws Nick from the exosphere (hey thats pretty damn high Twisted Evil lol! )
*corpse of Nick burns, and nothing remains*
*enters hyperspace*
Oh crap! I`m too close to the Sun!
*exits hyperspace in front of an asteroid*
*luckily finds a planet before the asteroid hits the ship*
Oh come on! The planet has no atmosphere
*!allowoverride Ryuk*
*/god*
*makes sure he has the granger machine*
*activates personal teleportation device*
*teleports to back to Earth*
*/god*
*!denyoverride ryuk*
*finds the earth overrun by demons*
*doesn`t give a crap, because 5 rants are spawn camping*
*!putteam ryuk a*
Are you serious? 5 lucis camping the only egg!...
*calls the rants*
*rants own the humans*
*!kill rants*
*!putteam ryuk h*
*teleports in a top-secret bunker that no one knows about*
*closes the door withouhg giving a crap that the demons are fighting both the aliens and humans, and he could end the war by destroying the granger machine*
*waits for a nab to TRY and take the granger machine*


Last edited by Death.Ryuk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:30 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Don`t want Menace or anyone else to take mah God mode away!...)
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:23 am

*!slap Death 100000*
*Death felt my authority*
*Takes granger machine*
*Hides granger machine in the clan training server
*makes sure clan training server is down*
*it is*
*laughs*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:30 am

*!kill Shadow*
*takes granger machine*
*!ban Shadow permanent*
*goes to sleep*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:22 am

*uses rcon to revert ban*
*permabans death*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:42 am

*Shadow dropped granger machine*
*Ryuk picked it up and left*
*wins*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:21 pm

*shuts down server*
*starts up a new one with my own granger machine*
*!setlevel iShadow 999* (hehehehe, how do you like it now punk?)*
*!setlevel king 11*
*!setlevel all 1*
Everyone but meh is level one!
*/god* King has godmode*
*God took the granger machine and gave it to king*
Let the tremfight begin!
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  GLAMEOW on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:54 pm

*sends a DDoS attack on king's server*
*laughs as king can no longer play on his own server*
*boots up GTKradiant and takes the granger machine out of the map and drags it to desktop*
*uploads the edited map to the official trem map repo*
*laughs as I truly win*
*disconnects computer from internet and burns the ethernet/wireless card and modem*
*goes outside*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:03 pm

*Jump in front of Glameow's house with a gun scarring Glameow*
*Glameow runs away*
*I rush inside and take the computer with the granger machine on it and download the Granger machine onto my thumb-drive*
*Runs away with said thumb-drive*
*downloads Granger machine onto computer*
*makes the Granger machine into a screen mate, which works*
*The screen-mate is so popular that soon it is on every desktop*
*Hides in the best hiding spot ever and waits for somebody to come get my awesome Granger machine*
Now the Granger machine will never be forgotten.
Ever.

(Btw i want a picture of this so-called Granger machine. I don't even know what it looks like right now!)
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  DucTape on Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:22 pm

kingnickolas wrote:
(Btw i want a picture of this so-called Granger machine. I don't even know what it looks like right now!)



You give me the REAL machine as a reward for the picture.
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:24 am

*says DucTape's pic is false*
*deletes it*
*looks for the real granger machine*
*finds it in Duc's head*
*cuts Duc's head and takes the machine*
*looks one last time at Duc's head and laughs evilly*
*GTFOs*



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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:50 am

*thanks death for the granger machine*
*buries granger machine*
*hides nukes by granger machine*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Death.Ryuk on Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:54 am

Not funny, Shadow.

*defuses nuke*
*takes granger machine*
*locks Shadow up*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:38 am

*uses a special granger to re-arm the nukes, and to detonate them*
*death discovers that the nukes were buried under his house*
*uses force to protect the granger machine*
*force + nuke teleports the granger machine to an unknown location out in space*
*cries because the granger machine is lost*
*takes it out on the spawns, deconning them all
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:31 pm

*Finds the Granger machine outside of house*
*Turns it into a coke machine*
Yummm.... Coke Smile
*Takes many many sips and laughs*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Mr. Pirate on Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:44 pm

You... you monster! HOW COULD YOU!@?!@?!@?!@
*cries over loss of VITAL machinery*
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:12 pm

There's no granger machine?
I'll have a coke. Smile
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  Shadow on Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:00 pm

*steals the coke machine*
*puts granger pictures on all the bottles*
There, you have a granger machine now
*loads it into the tk-5 map*
Most kills get it
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Re: The Granger Machine

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:54 pm

*Sues shadow for steeling my coke machine and turning it into digital media.*
*Gets both coke machine and 1000 dollars in return.*
*Buys 10 coke machines*
*Buys the server shadow is making the tournament on*
*Takes the Granger machine from it*
*The prize instead is a coke machine*
*Gives Granger machine to ryuk, because shadow took it from him first.*
*Enjoys a coke*
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