I'm back! =D

The only manly man is the man who wears old spice, which is a manly body wash, only for men. Some men who aren't manly men try to use it, and thier manly ness is always exposed to not having enough manly-ness which means that all the men that they are man-friends with will know they're manlyness is not manly enouguh, just like a man who is dead in a war because the other side's manly ness was much too much, because manlyness can kill a man in a very manly way.