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Post  Unforgiven7120 Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:11 pm

Welcome, welcome, to my thread. It's not your thread because it is mine. I own this thread, and I welcome you to it. Feel free to post shennanigans of any kind, including your mother, your dog, your cat, you cat inside your dog, and even your mother. But remember, I'm the star of the show here, because it is my thread. So welcome to my thread, the thread that isn't yours.

Note: It's about a good page or two long, I haven't checked. Edit: The good page and a half is now gone. I'll update with some pictures perhaps... if you're lucky.
Note #2: Stay tuned kids, this is my thread, and I'll post other shit too, not just bits and pieces of my stories, but pictures, and even condumps from the olden days.
Note #3: Unlike Pk's thread, mine is open to posts. Just cause the title says mine, not yours, doesn't mean your guys' typical tomfoolery isn't allowed. Post if you want, post if you don't want, but otherwise, post. <-- This was an edit! Who'd have thought?

Have a condump.



[A] Symbiant: gg
TheMonkeyLord connected
TheMonkeyLord disconnected
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: lol
!KILER! connected
!KILER! disconnected
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: OHMAHGOD, AIMBOT
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: WAIT
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: ikr
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: THAT'S SUM LUCKY
[A] The_BushMonstaH: LoL
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: im actually doing good
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: for
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: HE'S JUST A WHOLE SHIT TON OF MAN
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: 4:40 am
[A] oop: lol
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: lol
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: I love it
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: OMG
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: you just stepped back...
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: that was hgacks
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: and, what the fuck
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: that was hack
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: I totally saw that
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: Dude
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: that was so hax
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: XD
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: that was so totally hax
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: it was epicccc
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: you like turned around, and was like, this, is my
hand of god
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: LOL
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: dude ikr
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: you basicly cockslapped him
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: i wanna ban myself for that
[A] Symbiant: LOL BIND!!
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: that was so win
tasso connected
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: aw
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: like, you floppy cockslapped him
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: LMAO
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: that's how hax it was
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[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: aw
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[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: i mean, how else am i to describe that?
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[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: you, like didn't mean to cockslap him
[A] Symbiant: LOL BIND!!
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: total coincidence
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: but, your penis wound up hitting him anyway
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: i just heard dretch
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: and was like ''SHIT '

[A] Symbiant: LOL BIND!!
[A] The_BushMonstaH: LoL
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: and then you cockslapped him
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: yes
[H] |FA|LuckyCharms: floppy penis and all
[S] {SST}{Unforgiven7120}: i'm condumping this too
]/condump cockslap
Dumped console text to cockslap.

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Post  Unforgiven7120 Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:00 pm

bump. I once saw a man from Nantucket suck a bucket from Canlucket. Fuck it well the Nantucket said, and he jumped of a bucket to muff it.
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Post  KingNickolas Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:23 pm

*Cock-slaps Link in the face*
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Post  Mr. Pirate Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 pm

What happened to stem this Cockslap discussion? I NEED TO KNOW >:L
EDIT: I don't wanna get banned for spam, so EDITS FTW.
*rages at King, BITES HIS ... OFF.*


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Post  KingNickolas Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:16 pm

*Cock-Slaps Butt Pirate in the face*
I think he might'a... Liked it...
*Scared*
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Post  Unforgiven7120 Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:38 pm

LuckyCharms, who'm I call Irish, was on Treecannon using a mdriver on X. He hears a dretch, turns around, and shoots that dretch dead. Both of us were like, OMFG HAX! And thusly the cockslap was born.

Also, I allow double posting in my thread, because I'm just that fucking awesome. Anyway, carry on boys, I'll be probably posting a picture of Jade in a bit. --> This is an edit. YAY WOOHOO, YEAH NOMNOMNOM. Ok, anyway, Got two pics of Jade for ya. So, here ya go, ya carpet munchers.
This one, hasn't been resized. Or maybe it has. but either way, it's huge.
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And number two (without all of her equipment)

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Post  KingNickolas Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:55 pm

Her eyeballs creep me out. But her breasts are positively lively.
They way she looks makes me wanna... Use the the phrase "she makes me wanna" and then pause for dramatic effect.
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Post  {Z}BlAdE Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:19 am

Lol same here... I'm going to go download some porn now!
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Post  Menace13 Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:29 am

{Z}BlAdE wrote:Lol same here... I'm going to go download some porn now!

Enlarged for easier reading!

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Post  Bor. Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:25 am

{Z}BlAdE wrote:Lol same here... I'm going to go download some porn now!

Enlarged much more for the visually impaired ones here.

xD
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Post  {Z}BlAdE Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:19 pm

WOOT! THAR SHE BLOWS!
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Post  Unforgiven7120 Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:43 pm

Oh hello children. Nice to see that you're enjoying my art. I've come to let you enjoy my misery. I downloaded a virus recently, it was a rather fun experience, until I realized my penis got me into trouble. Anyway, just thought you should know, I have not been ignoring you purposefully, only accidentally. So, have a nice day, and remember: Downloadable Porn may be escaping convicts.
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Post  GLAMEOW Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:46 pm

heh, same thing has prolly happened to all of us at some point.

hey, who needs porn when we have your drawings Razz
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Post  Unforgiven7120 Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:01 am

Ah yes... how it feels to be free from that burden. How it feels to be able to just blow shit up without telling you, "Stop making out with that stop sign; Don't put your dick in the toaster; Why are slitting that watermelon's throat?"

Here's something for you sick and twisted people. It's not porn.

Her crimson eyes skirted across the room, looking for something that I couldn’t see. She always saw things I couldn’t; it’s how she lives her life. She finally found what she wanted, and grabbed it. She showed me the teddy doll, and gave it to me. “Hang on to this.” Her crimson eyes scanned the room again, but what she found, made her irises stop shifting patterns completely. Her pale skin seemed to have turned deathly pale, and she stepped back slowly into a corner. The world around me transformed from a simple child’s room into a deformed and blood soaked room. The teddy bear was filthy, covered in dried blood and sludge, and then I finally saw what she was afraid of. An eight foot grizzly bear that appears to have been skinned stood at the door’s entrance, covered in children’s heads and bones of the their bodies. Blood seemed to drip from its claws and mouth as it began to move towards Lilith. The beast’s muscles flexed and relaxed as it began to raise its arm at her. “Link?”
I slammed into the shadow, causing it to lose its balance, and focus on me. Lilith scuttled out of the corner while the beast tossed me aside. It was focusing on me now, and I can see its rotting eyes tracking me. I began to focus on the energy around me, and then the demonic bear charged me, crashing into me and sending both of us into the room on the other side of the wall. It had me pinned, and was about to maul me before Lilith drove a piece of rebar into its back. The creature swiped at Lilith and sliced off a piece of her skin with its claws, causing her to collapse in pain. It got up off of me, and picked her up. I drove the rebar further into it, causing it to falter and let Lilith go. Now on its four legs, I jumped on its back and ripped the rebar out of it, then finally drove it into its skull. The demonic bear then fell limp, and didn’t move.
Lilith’s wound that extended from her arm to her chest was carved by the beast, cutting the strap to her new dress in half and exposing most of her scarred and pale skin. Blood was starting to gather at the centimeter deep lacerations, dripping down her chest and arms. “Are you going to be fine Lilith?”
She winced, holding her top up with her right hand. “No, this is hurting a lot.”
“You want me to carry you?”
“Just give me a few minutes; I need to stop the bleeding.”
“I’ll go look for something.”
“No, I’ll just use a part of my dress. It’s torn up too badly now.”
“You sure? I just got you that dress the other day.”
“I’m sure. I never expect to keep much of my nice clothes anyway. Can you get me my teddy bear please?”
“Yeah, sure thing.” She started ripping off parts of her dress and tried wrapping herself with it. With part of her arm hurting, she couldn’t do it herself. I found the bear and brought it to her, and started bandaging her myself. It didn’t take long for the bandages to become soaked with blood, but there wasn’t much else we could’ve done. The lower half of her dress was torn up to her thigh now and tearing anymore off would show more skin than she’d like.
“When I was young, like really young, my parents brought me to this place so I could be watched over while they were doing their business with the shadows. I loved this teddy bear, and I held onto it when I was scared. But one day, I left it because my mom and dad picked me up early to take me to a fare that was in town.”
“Why are you coming back to it now?”
“I wanted to see how this place turned out. The banks foreclosed on it after a serial rapist came and murdered all the kids here. After that event, no one dared to take their child here. You’d think that many shadows would be here… but I guess not.”
“Or maybe they all formed into that demon bear?”
“Maybe. Perhaps some moved on, others must’ve became part of that abomination.”
“How are you doing?”
“I’m not doing so well. I feel kind of weak right now.”
“Can you move?”
“I don’t think I could without you.”
“I’ll help you then.”

And that was part of my story, Fairy Tale Nightmares. I hope you enjoyed it.
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Post  KingNickolas Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:13 am

The first line looked like porn to me. But then again that could just be because you talked about it above and i was looking at it like that from the beginning.
Anyways, it could use more detail. Where did the Demon Bear come from? The door? What door? Who the f is the main guy? Who is the woman?

For the most part it is good man, don't get me wrong. But i think it could have used much more interesting facts, the kind that tend to keep people away and make them bored in the middle of a story. Boring is not what i'm trying to get across though. Personally i like my stories with detail to the point where i can visually se it in my mind. In this part of this story i wasnt able to see much, mostly just the two people, and a little bit of the demon bear. I could see the room, but it was kind of fuzzy. I liked the way you described the teady bear though, that in my opinion was well done. Not so much detail to the point where your choking hte creative process, but just enough to the point where i can actually see the teady bear. Although, i want clear on the size.

I hope you continue writing, this could definitely be a good story if prolonged and finely detailed.
Good luck with your book man. Smile
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Post  Unforgiven7120 Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:03 pm

It was confusing because you have no prior knowledge about the characters. I have written a description on basicly the necessary things in another "chapter," but this was basicly here because I was severely stressed out a few days ago and I just wanted to write, and since I've forgotten about Lilith and the rest of that world, I figure I'd just write something. So, yeah, when I feel like it, I'll post the official version of Fairy Tale Nightmares.

Old Picture by the way, I believe 2006 or 2007.
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Post  Raven_God Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:58 pm

did you make those pics
they are really nice
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Post  The Hovel Humper Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:00 pm

Gah, I wish I could draw like that, I can't even draw stickmen properly Sad

I swear i'm a left handed when i should have been right....
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Post  Raven_God Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:01 pm

The Hovel Humper wrote:Gah, I wish I could draw like that, I can't even draw stickmen properly Sad

I swear i'm a left handed when i should have been right....

lol that sucks

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Post  Unforgiven7120 Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:54 pm

Yes, I really did make those pictures. I was in high school at the time, so I had a bit more motivation to draw back then, mostly to stay awake in class. I'm working on a picture right now, hopeuflly I'll stay uninterrupted while I finish it, but yep. Everything you see (posted by me) is my art. And no, I don't have a deviantart.

Random Spacewaster.

Ooh, I actually didn't mean to have a spacewaster, but yeah. Fuck... I lost my train of thought. No seriously, I did. It was like, ALL ABOARD, and was leaving at the same time. Fuck. Anyway, this is probably a space waster. I had a pretty good thing to rant off on about.

Hehey! Another edit for the masses. Soon I'm going to have to bump this. Anyway, I've come to alert you to an increasing epidemic that seems to overwhelming this server. I do believe people are starting to lose their common sense. Posting addresses, and posting their names. Not to mention posting their pictures too. It appears to me that the best solution is decapitation or destruction of the victim's head, but some would call that murder, and I'm pretty sure it's not appreciated in almost every country. Oh wait, except Africa. My bad. Anyway, I'm afraid that the my diagnosis can only be counteracted with a simple injection of thinking with your brains. Hopefully, this remedy will prevent further common sense loss.


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Post  Unforgiven7120 Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:15 am

Ok, so I'm just going to address it here. I put a photo on the "address thread" and well, photobucket thought it was pretty much lame or something. Basicly, it said, Triple fucking facepalm, never before was there such a degree of fail. Basicly it showed Patrick Stewart leaning on his desk in Star Trek with both hands on his head, as well as a mysterious third hand. Anyway, thought I'd address that.

Anyway. So, I'm probably going to have yet ANOTHER picture done (hopefully) done within the next few days. Going to be Jade, that girl I posted in the first few posts. As far as the other picture goes, just gotta install the drivers for my printer. Basicly that picture is a picture of a female psyamp casually sitting on a nice alcove on the side of mountain, getting ready to kill an enemy soldier. Oh, and psyamps are Psychokinetic Amplification Graduates. Basicly, people who've unlocked their brains completely, and can bend the very fabric of matter. Pyrokinesis, Cryokinesis, Electrokinesis, and of course Telekinesis are all at there fingertips. Some graduate just to achieve a greater serenity of their lives, others... obviously, are meant for war. Back on topic, so that girl, she's basicly just sitting there in a blizzard, with ripped denim jeans, a thin and loose cotton long sleeve shirt, and an ammo vest. In a blizzard. Love it.

Anyway, that's it for now kiddos. I'll probably edit this just to maintain my train of thought (I found it again btw), and if I need to, I'll probably do a triple post. YOU GUYS NEVER CALL ME!!!
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Post  Shadow Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:25 am

lol...stories make every picture betterXD
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Post  Unforgiven7120 Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:18 pm

Right, can we not lock my thread next time? Thanks. I'll edit this post later when I stop being so... out of it.

Lawl, which characters?


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Post  Guest Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:19 pm

Can i have sex with your characters?

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Post  Unforgiven7120 Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:34 pm

Ok, hello again kids. It's story time in my thread now, so, sit down and take a load off. Read what my twisted mind created. Right now, this basicly a conversation between two characters, the witch named Rain who suffers from schizophrenia and dementia, and the adventurer who has yet to be named. I must warn you, because of the nature of the content about to be read, viewer discretion is advised.

“Wake up. Come on, wake up. Time to go wakey wakey.”
“Rain… what do you want?”
“Oh, here I was thinking of ways to skin people, and then I thought of you. You need to take me for a walk.”
“I was sleeping.”
“Not anymore. Now you’re awake, so show me the night. Come on, make me happy, or I’ll make you unhappy.”
“I’m going back to sleep.”
“No, no you’re not. You will listen to me, and you will listen to me Now!”
“Sorry Rain, you can’t do anything to me while you’re in there.”
“Ugh… why are you so mean to me? I don’t like it when you’re mean to me, it just makes me want to rip your skin off and cook it over a fire. Kind of like that one guy… Oh, forgot that you were there. So, come on wake up, because we both know that you aren’t really awake just yet, and you’re pretending to be awake, but you’re not, and I know that, and you know that, and you’re falling back asleep. Wake Up!!!”
“Rain, don’t you ever get tired?”
“No, shut up you. Anyway, I have big plans for us. We could go to the park, and then you could just beat up old women and children. Doesn’t that sound fun?”
“No Rain, not for me.”
“You’re such a goody two shoes… I like that. I really do. Have I ever told you that I just want to fuck you. I really do. I just want to brutally rape you until I have your child.”
“Knowing you, you’ll probably eat it.”
“Not if it was your child. It’d probably grow up to be just as adorable and heroic and fuckable like you.”
“Right… and probably just as demented as you.”
“Probably, having a mother like me would give him nightmares. Why is mommy so fucked up? Why did she kill my puppy? Why does she walk around at night laughing madly until she snaps and kills the first person she looks at?”
“You alright?”
“Nope, not at all. I’m completely insane and completely off my rocker.”
“Thought so.”
“Are you making fun of me? It’s kind of cute. I like it when you say things like that. Oh god, I’m like really horny right now. I really wish that I could just leave your mind and fuck it out of your body.”
“Uhuh… and then what? Go off and kill some stranger?”
“Probably… depending on how I feel after I get you to be inside me. It’ll be a change of pace for once.”
“Uhuh… I’m going to go back to sleep now.”
“Are you?”
“No, I guess not.”
“Hehe… I kept you awake. So where are we going now?”
“The park, I need to get my body moving.”
“Mm… good. Are you going to smash a squirrel’s face in?”
“What? No…”

For you story critics out there. I'm well aware that there is no backstory. I just made this part of the story up last night. I'll get to the backstory soon. But in the mean time, imagine the hero with brown hair, a beard (without the stache mind you, and not a hobo beard, well kept), a nice fancy cloak that has a hood, and an average body build. Rain, well, she's in the adventurer's mind, but she'd have long dark brown hair, dark emerald eyes, a corset, and loose flowing pants.

Double feature, a condump.

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[PRO]SphaXy Server command overflow
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ziom5 renamed to ziom5 PL
ziom5 PL entered the game
Striker*[TheSloth] joined the aliens.
Last_starman@vip disconnected
]/a but seriously
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: but seriously
ziom5 PL joined the humans.
surfinbird joined the aliens.
]/a for me
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: for me
[PRO]SphaXy connected
]/a I'll say what I want
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I'll say what I want
NIKIK joined the humans.
]/a but it's usually tame
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: but it's usually tame
]/a it's usually never directed at anyone
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: it's usually never directed at anyone
X connected
.User#0 connected
[PRO]SphaXy entered the game
[H] KOT CPET HA KOBEP: idiot
]/a and when it finally is directed at someone, that's when it's on
[PRO]SphaXy joined the aliens.
special man connected
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: and when it finally is directed at someone,
that's when it's on
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
]/a IF
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: IF
]/a I get to that point
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I get to that point
]/a otherwise, I'll drop the adminhammer
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: otherwise, I'll drop the adminhammer
.User#0 renamed to BAZ!!!!!!!!
BAZ!!!!!!!! entered the game
special man entered the game
BAZ!!!!!!!! joined the humans.
special man joined the aliens.
]/a and tell someone to shut up before I make them shut up
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: and tell someone to shut up before I make them
shut up
X entered the game
X joined the aliens.
corrado connected
KimoGuile@vip connected
wilec PL disconnected
corrado entered the game
corrado joined the humans.
wilec PL connected
KimoGuile@vip entered the game
]/a yo, slut
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: yo, slut
]/a any new posts?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: any new posts?
[S] [ADMIN]Light: nope
jo connected
Last_starman@vip connected
[S] [ADMIN]Light: only bushy's 2 posts
]/a 2 posts?
KimoGuile@vip renamed to KitiGuile@vip
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: 2 posts?
[S] [ADMIN]Light: yea
jo entered the game
Last_starman@vip entered the game
[S] [ADMIN]Light: but both don't reference us
]/a doublepsoter?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: doublepsoter?
[S] [ADMIN]Light: Sad
ziom5 PL called a vote: Change to map 'arachnid2' (Needs > 65 percent)
]/a what a slut
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: what a slut
[S] [ADMIN]Light: DOUBLE POSTER!
]/a roflmfao
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: roflmfao
wilec PL entered the game
]/a I just realized
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I just realized
KOT CPET HA KOBEP left the humans.
evgenko connected
wilec PL joined the humans.
Vote FAILED (6 - 6), 50 percent
KOT CPET HA KOBEP joined the aliens.
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
]/a you're sort of my accomplice, or however you spell
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: you're sort of my accomplice, or however you
spell
evgenko entered the game
evgenko joined the humans.
jo joined the aliens.
]/a I mean seriously, without me, would you be the way you are right now?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I mean seriously, without me, would you be the
way you are right now?
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
KitiGuile@vip joined the humans.
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: woohoo
[S] [ADMIN]Light: well if u weren't here
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: I'm almost at the brink of passing out
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
[A] Striker*[TheSloth]: Enemy RC / Overmind Down!!!
[S] [ADMIN]Light: i'd be more like bushy
[H] DarsoN: omg nob humans
[S] [ADMIN]Light: i think
Coucou connected
]/a lol
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: lol
[S] [ADMIN]Light: except worse
]/a bush = ?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: bush = ?
[S] [ADMIN]Light: bush = banhammer
Coucou renamed to Coucou
Coucou entered the game
]/a mhmm... k
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: mhmm... k
Coucou joined the humans.
[S] [ADMIN]Light: or cj
]/a have you ever noticed, I've yet to make a single ban?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: have you ever noticed, I've yet to make a
single ban?
doc connected
]/a aside from the two kicks
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: aside from the two kicks
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol yea
doc entered the game
lamort(fr) disconnected
[S] [ADMIN]Light: cuz ur a cool admin
doc joined the humans.
[H] DarsoN: stiupid team
]/a or the others do it for me
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: or the others do it for me
[S] [ADMIN]Light: whereas i like banned 10 ppl wrongly
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
]/a roflfmao
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: roflfmao
[H] DarsoN: vote next map!!!
[S] [ADMIN]Light: HACK! BANZ!
]/a I've banned about 20 people wrongly
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I've banned about 20 people wrongly
NIKIK abandoned humans and joined the aliens.
Last_starman@vip joined the humans.
[S] [ADMIN]Light: but like 10 wrong bans in ...what, 2-3 days?
[A] jo: 2nd
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
[A] jo: 35kill
]/a lol, do you know how many times I've been called an abuser in my past
admin life?
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: lol, do you know how many times I've been
called an abuser in my past admin life?
[H] BAZ!!!!!!!!: hi sam
[H] DarsoN: om4g
doc disconnected
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
]/a and 20 people, is like, an understatement
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: and 20 people, is like, an understatement
[H] DarsoN: because you stand on telendode
[A] jo: 35kill 5min
[S] [ADMIN]Light: haha
wilec PL left the humans.
[H] DarsoN: really you are noob
wilec PL joined the humans.
[A] jo: LOL
]/a but, I was in highschool
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: but, I was in highschool
[H] DarsoN: yes
wilec PL called a vote: End match in a draw (Needs > 65 percent)
]/a and I was stressed out about as much as you are
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: and I was stressed out about as much as you
are
[A] jo: Humans are noob builder
[S] [ADMIN]Light: meh
KOT CPET HA KOBEP abandoned the aliens and joined the humans.
Purchased a Shotgun Kit/Evolved into Goon
Join a team first
Join a team first
Must be human to use this command
Must be human to use this command
Must be human to use this command
]/!builglog
Unknown command !builglog
[H] DarsoN: end mach
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: builglog?
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: rofl
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: fail
]/!buildlog
!buildlog: {|Unforgiven7120|} requested a log of recent building activity
45 A KOT CPET HA KOBEP built an Acid Tube
46 H DarsoN built a Telenode
47 H NIKIK built a Machinegun Turret
48 H wilec PL built a Reactor, removing the Reactor
49 H KitiGuile@vip built a Reactor, removing the Reactor
50 A X built a Hovel
51 H Last_starman@vip built a Machinegun Turret, removing a Telenode
52 H Last_starman@vip built a Machinegun Turret, removing a Telenode
53 H Last_starman@vip built a Machinegun Turret, removing 2 Telenodes
54 H ziom5 PL built a Reactor, removing the Reactor
!buildlog: showing log entries 45 - 54 of 54
[A] Ferocity: how to u spam build repeater?
[S] [ADMIN]Light: you have blossomed into a bright, shiny admin
Vote FAILED (7 - 7), 50 percent
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: type build repeater
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: but we're not sure to get rid of the meneu
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: menu*
[S] Light: well ik how, but i'm not gonna tell u
]/a I've always been a bright shiny admin
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I've always been a bright shiny admin
[S] Light: cuz we already have enough repeater spammers
]/a just, I turned into Mr. Hyde quickly, and worse too
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: just, I turned into Mr. Hyde quickly, and
worse too
[A] Ferocity: pls tell me i wont spam more than once
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
[S] [ADMIN]Light: Mr. hyde
]/a meh
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: meh
[S] [ADMIN]Light: meh, i have an effing short temper
]/a I never get Irish that way
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I never get Irish that way
]/a I do too
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I do too
]/a you'll probably notice when someone's bothering me
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: you'll probably notice when someone's
bothering me
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lol
]/a I'll tell them to stop or I'll mute them
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I'll tell them to stop or I'll mute them
]/a I have different ways of muting
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I have different ways of muting
]/a or
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: or
[S] [ADMIN]Light: haha
]/a different ways of dealing with my temper
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: different ways of dealing with my temper
]/a shit
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: shit
[S] [ADMIN]Light: well that's good
]/a explanation:
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: explanation:
[A] Ferocity: come on someone tell me how to spam build repeater!!!!!!
]/a I try to get them to stop before my patience runs out
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: I try to get them to stop before my patience
runs out
]/a cause, when my temper does rise, it's the fucking wrath of god
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: cause, when my temper does rise, it's the
fucking wrath of god
[S] Light: type this in console: /quit menu_popup
/a you're a slut
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: you're a slut
]/a you're a fucking slut
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: you're a fucking slut
wilec PL abandoned humans and joined the aliens.
[S] [ADMIN]Light: lolz
]/a lol
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: lol
]/a hang on...
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: hang on...
special man Server command overflow
special man connected
]/a hang on....
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: hang on....
Ferocity disconnected
]/a YES
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: YES
[H] KOT CPET HA KOBEP: idiot89
[S] Light: LOLZ
]/a you're a fucking slut
special man entered the game
[S] [ADMIN]{|Unforgiven7120|}: you're a fucking slut
[S] Light: PWNAGE!
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: roflmfao
[S] Light: HE EFFING DISCONNECTED!
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: you're a fucking slut
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: ok
KOT CPET HA KOBEP disconnected
[S] Light: HE FUCKING BELIEVED IT!
[S] {|Unforgiven7120|}: just though you should know
[S] Light: LOLOLOL
]/condump Lightaslut
Dumped console text to Lightaslut.



Last edited by Unforgiven7120 on Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:52 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Condumps are fun when you throw rocks at crabs)
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