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(I had a dream about a girl who was very psychotic in nature. Her name was Rain and she tended to kill people and eat them just so she can continue living. She was a witch so that means she also kidnapped and tested on these newly acquired subjects. Eventually, an adventurer who is good in nature was walking through the woods and came across a log cabin. He entered and met the witch, who was inclined on killing him and eating his flesh for dinner that night, but she quickly saw that this adventurer was more than met the eye. Knowing that anytime soon the local villagers nearby would form a mob and come after her, she asked if he could protect her. The adventurer said yes, and she merged with his mind. To be continued...)

After you've finished

drinking the coke

what isn't cum..

but is not

For the most part...

Your mother made a

blue waffle pie (Ewww, if you don't get the joke google blue waffle)

but the granger refused it

because it was

All blue and

made of mudkipz

all having sex

in a banofee pie ;3

that it squished into

To a new random

dimension of raping tyrants O_O

, The tyrants went

to have sex themselves

And a banana apeerd

and THE END

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