posty thingy topic wutever blaaah.

meh. i just want an excuse to post things. So this is my post dump page. Where I dump all the posts I want. Right into the forum's sweaty hot body, if you know wut I mean.

so yah. been play'n minecraft. that's fun game sometimes. I kidnapped iLikeMilk's mountain and told him to pay a ransom if he ever wanted it back alive. Unfortunately, his computer is borked, so I'll have to wait if I ever want a wooden plank, a baby pig, and a pig with a saddle on it. Or get it myself. Whatever. That brittish nub. You know what, never mind. I'm just going to use the materials in that mountain to make a gigantic castle. Even if he gives me the ransom, I'm still going to kill the mountain.

I've also been watching lets plays of various games. I started with the silent hill series, and watched 4 of the games all the way through. (about 40-60 10 minute episodes each) Now I'm watching the same guy play through resident evil 2. That game seems pretty fun. Claire Redfield is pretty hawt. Sometimes whenever I'm watching the guy play the game I just stare at her ass. Of course you guys needed to hear that, what other reason was there for you to look up Claire Redfeild's ass? Actually, never mind. You never need a reason to look at ass. Sometimes it's even forced on you. Like when you're sitting on a long train ride, and all of a sudden this fat lady gets on. You look around the train car, trying to see where she's going to sit, so that you can stay the crap away from her as much as possible, but to your horror, there are no other seats or spots open. So then the lady just hobbles on over, and grabs hold of the handle RIGHT ABOVE YOU. And this isn't any regular fat lady, this is the one that runs every day, goes on diets, and is STILL 400 pounds. She's wearing sweat pants, which look wet near the crack and between the thighs, and smell as though somebody pooped, then rubbed the poop all over your face. You grip the metallic railing under your hands feverishly, praying to god that you don't have to wait another second with that lady's arse in your face. Yeah, like that. That pretty much sums up what I was trying to get across. How did I get there again? Claire Redfields ass? Wtf. DaFaq is wrong with my brain tonight. Seriously.

Whatever. I'm tired. I want 3000 posts.

Damn, you should have asked for that fat lady's number.

I was too afraid that she would pull the number out of her sweaty butt crack.

adds to the sexyness lol

rotflmao