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Post  KingNickolas on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:25 pm

Post something here to contribute to GBA when you have been gone all day long. When you are gone this long, you are considered dead, so post something and un-kill yourself!!
I will start, the rules are this:
It has to be completely random and have originality, so don't copy something that somebody said in the beginning.
Only one post a day.
No smiles.
No keyboard smiles.
No making faces with the words you have typed.
No rick rolling.
You may only post one you-tube link in this thread's existence.
No making up rules.
No fail bb code of any kind.
Also never say that you are a zombie.
No saying silly things like "RAWR"

Anyways here is my post:
___________Twisted Evil_______Evil or Very Mad

__________(=__________=)
____________The game

[url=The game]Not the game...[/url]

☺️♥️ ♦️ ♣️ ♠️ • ◘ ○ ô ∟ Ö


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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:25 pm

RAWR IM A ZOMBIE!!!!
Also another interesting thing...
RAWR I AM A ZOMBIE!!!! >=O
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  DucTape on Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:49 pm

RAWR IM A ZOMBIE!!!!
Also another interesting thing...
From now on you must make your post in Chinese.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Kayla on Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:27 pm

DucTape wrote:RAWR IM A ZOMBIE!!!!
Also another interesting thing...
From now on you must make your post in Chinese.

好吧!我现在讲从现在起,在中国!Wink
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Public Service Announcement: Dying in a Fire.

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:55 am

Dying in a fire may cause burns across your body. The unpleasant feeling associated with dying in a fire is also called pain, and it is experienced by the superheating of your nerve endings that send electric signals in your brain, basicly saying OH FUCK YOUR ON FIRE! Dying from a fire causes expected stoppage of your heart, perhaps from your blood being superheated too and eventually bursting, preventing your brain from gaining the required blood that is needed. In case of dying in a fire, be sure that your body is not burnt to a crisp, but rather cremated so that you can 1) not be easily identified, and 2) make it easier for your loved ones to remember you by (ashes in an urn). Dying in a fire may also cause death, which may or may not lead you to the afterlife, depending on your beliefs.

That is my public announcment, and my undead post post.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  {Z}BlAdE on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:07 am

RAWR -_- =^_^= XD Every word directly posted after this post MUST be in GAY language! JK
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:23 pm


^^^ wow thats soooo hiden...
Spoiler:
YOU'VE BEEN SPOILED!!! >=D
[rand]Wtf does this do?[/rand]
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Organ Remover| I'm actually going to test something here, it said 255 characters and I'm going to see how much I can type before it tells me no.

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:35 am

Have you ever watched a live autopsy be performed? I mean like, right there in front of you, and not on some television show. It's pretty interesting. You see, my parents used to work for the local Medical Examiner's office where they determine the cause of death and the possibilty of outside factors. Anyway, back to the topic at hand, it was pretty interesting to see some dead person get their organs removed and then cut up. Like, I watch a heart get tomato sliced (you know, like how you slice tomatoes) to determine if the person had heart disease. I also saw a bonesaw remove the skullcap from the... skull, and then the brain was removed. The brain actually looked rather squishy, and the guy who was doing the autopsy had to cut the spinal cord from the medula obingata so he could remove the brain. And then, they tomato sliced the brains to see if the person had any defects. It was a rather interesting experience in my life, and I was only 14 or 15 at the time. Fun days.

The one thing I remember most though, is the smell. The smell is aweful. If you ever watch an autopsy first hand without being in another room, wear a facemask with Vicks vapor rub inside. It takes away the deadly smell (punned).


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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  GLAMEOW on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:25 am

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Spamish

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:59 pm

Hay zombie se llamo Sedrick.
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Guinea pigs make the funniest noises. They make this squeaky noise and it's rather ridiculous. Just thought you should know.

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:46 am

Watch out for AIDS, I mean, they're like ouch... you know?


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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Death.Ryuk on Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:00 am

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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Menace13 on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:34 am


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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Shadow on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:13 pm

Hmmm....due to the topic's title, I believe it is ok to necro this

so...um...yeah....

topic=necro'd
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  DucTape on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:46 pm

|Acid| iShadow wrote:Hmmm....due to the topic's title, I believe it is ok to necro this

so...um...yeah....

topic=necro'd
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Menace13 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:34 pm

|Acid| iShadow wrote:Hmmm....due to the topic's title, I believe it is ok to necro this

|Acid| iShadow wrote:Hmmm....due to the topic's title, I believe it is ok to necro this

so...um...yeah....

topic=necro'd

Necro'ing this topic is okay.

DOUBLEPOSTINGISNOT!!!1!!1!!!!one!1!!eleven!111!1!!1!!1!!eleventyone!1!1!1!1exclamationpoint!1! you really bothered reading this?

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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:51 pm

Different zombies of many kinds:

Zombies in L4D2

Aliens in Half Life

The flood in Halo

The zerg from star craft

Zombies in resident evil

Mummies in tomb raider

ZOMB NAZI ZOMBIES!!!


Post a pic of your favorite zombie of all time.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:08 pm

I do believe this belongs in this topic:



Have fun.

This brings a whole new idea to the term, "Violence Fetish."



Like necrophilia i guess.
Also, don't ask what I've been looking up online. My friend showed me the video.
What is my friend looking up online you ask?
Nothing. He's just creepy like that.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:37 pm

I once saw a man jump off a cliff, the cliff itself was like, "what the fack?" The man came to a halt at the very end, and paid his taxi driver a very good hand. You see they were playing poker at the time, the taxi driver, the cow, the guy. But when the cliff decided to exist, they all lost their hand with a cinch. Now they sit and wonder who'll drive, as it was their turn to play golf at this time. The chicken crossed the road with no avail, and drove with a 9 iron into a pale. In the end they turned to each other, and all drank kool-aid, poisoned by their lovers. It turned into a massive suicide, but it turned out to be, that it was the cliff that died. All heart broken and sad to their bones, they found a pond to chuck stones. It came to be that they hit a bee, it turned out to be that the bee had knees. Much like Captain Falcon in SSB, the bee toke his knee and smiled with glee. Kneeing them in the face one at a time, they wound up in a restaurant, just in time to dine. The man, the taxi driver, the taxi, and cow, along with the dead cliff, the bee and a towel. They all sat down and ordered some wine, then cheese to go with it, what better with to have wine? You're all wondering, what is up with Link? Why is he taking the time to post and think? Well my good friends, it just came to be, that this forum seemed dead, kneed by a bee.

The end. Post moar, dead forum is dead.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:03 pm

That made me lol several times.
And anyways, we're just enacting our new measures against trolls. Measure 1: If there are no posts, there are no trolls.

Unfortunately, it seems that these measures are not working in the least bit, because of this one reason that all the clanmates should be taking part and saying, "WTF, Y WE NO POST ON FORUMS THAT IS OUR CLAN?! HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE!! COULD IT BE? HOW COULD WE NOT PLAY ON OUR FORUMS?!" Then the rest of us will be like WTF?! Then one of us we be like "GET A FUCKING HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!" Then slap that person with a fish, because fish are teh shiz. Ironically, that person will be the next to screem, "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! OMG THAT FISH GAVE ME AN IDEA! WE SHOULD ALL GO AND POST" Unfortunatly the point will still not be seen by the rest of the people on the forum, so still again, everyone will be liek DUDE WTF IS WONG WITH YOUR ASS?! Then somebody will attack the last person who had the affinity, screeming at the top of their lungs, "CHOCOLATE PUDDING FOR LIFE!!!!" When they do that, another person will notice it, and being a vanilla pudding lover, she/he will too jump into the air, and onto the last person who screemed, and be liek, "WTF?! NO, VANILLA PUDDING KICKS CHOCOLATE'S ASS!!!!!" The rest of us will then suddenly want some pudding, turning the topic of posting more completely around. Then we will all suddenly remember our love for cake over pudding, and be like, "wow, wtf? KAKE NUKE FOR YOU!!!" The pudding lovers will then be bombarded by cake, along with the one with the affinity, and the last thing that they will all say is, "NOOOO! THE CAKE.. THE CAKE... THE CAKE IS A LIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" Bringing the rest of us to realize our predicament, and what we had all just done to the three innocent (Exuding the affinity maker) pudding love makers. Everyone will then migrate to pie. Both because they want to seem smart, and because pie is good.

So you see Link, what you ask of us is impossible. So much chaos will ensue, that the entire world might explode. (You know, like arm-a-getten it on)
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  The Hovel Humper on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:41 am

My reason, there's nothing new or interesting and most of us are at school. (Only another 6 months...)

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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  GLAMEOW on Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:09 am

yes we are dead link, leave immediately or prepare to be assimilated by the borg.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:22 pm

Oh come on, believe this or not, but I do check in on the forums everyday. A troll's gotta troll you know.

School is overrated, for half the day you're away from home, required to work with knowledge and not get paid for it, and the best thing about school is you get to make friends. Friends are the only reason to go to school, so get out of school, and just chill with friends yo.
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Re: The Undead Topic.

Post  KingNickolas on Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:30 pm

Just wanted to point this out. Somehow we were dead. Now we're alive because of ma awesome spamming. Does that make the clan the zombie and me the evil scientist?

D:

please don't eat me! D:
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