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Post  QweefZilLa on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:53 am

I remade it and im trying to test it and I get a max verts error what does that mean ???
I wanna test my chode cannon so bad !!!


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Re: porn cannon

Post  KingNickolas on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:04 am








Also, you have to have more caulk! D:
The maxverts thing usually has to do with a model, or a formation having much too many vertebrates, and not being supported by the tremulous/quake engine. Anyways, wait for swamp. lol
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Re: porn cannon

Post  Bor. on Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:43 am

Screenshot removed. It's against the forummotion rules. Sorry.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  GLAMEOW on Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:07 am

Bor. (Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:43 am) wrote:Screenshot removed. It's against the forummotion rules. Sorry.

did forummotion warn you? lol

if it's a report in the admin panel, just ignore it... noobs be pressin buttons
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Post  ILikeMilk on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:12 pm

you know whats funny, someone reported an image on a topic called PORNcannon.
seriously, what do you expect on a topic with PORN in the title. or a topic made by qweef for that matter.
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Post  swamp-cecil on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:41 pm

Thank you Bor for removing the pics. I didnt see them nor do i want to, because im 12.
http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=12861.0
those are the common map compile errors. Before asking, look there. The error:
you have an area where you can see too many brushes at once. "a portal with too many faces." thats the man problem with open/cannon maps. remove some unesisary brushes or merge some together.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  QweefZilLa on Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:45 pm

oh sorry about the screenshot ... I wasn't thinking and it was just a model of a penis no textures or anything ... and thanks swamp.
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Post  KingNickolas on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 pm

ILikeMilk wrote:you know whats funny, someone reported an image on a topic called PORNcannon.
seriously, what do you expect on a topic with PORN in the title. or a topic made by qweef for that matter.
Could it be? Has [ILikeMilk] gone anti-pornography?! NOOOO!!! this is worse than when Heuh Hefner didn't sell his pornographic magazines that one time! D:
s c a r c a s m i s f u n . . .
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Post  Bor. on Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:03 am

Nobody ever reported anything. It's just that I would like to follow the rules.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  Menace13 on Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:53 am

I read the ToS, and it is perfectly fine for Qweef to LINK to the picture.

He should probably warn that it is NSFW though.

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Re: porn cannon

Post  QweefZilLa on Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:24 pm

Update

All I need to do is add some custom textures a song and make it so my other cannon fires someone upward.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  QweefZilLa on Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:18 pm

double post !!!! NUB *alert*

my map is done I just have a few lights to put up then its ready to be released. It will be called porn_cannon_b1
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Post  Bor. on Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:14 pm

I dont think it counts as a double post, since your last post was like 4 months ago.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  KingNickolas on Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:24 pm

More like a necro.

Sounds fun qweef! If they put it up on the korx server then I might play it sometime. Very Happy

or i might play it if you link to a download... lol
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Re: porn cannon

Post  Menace13 on Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:40 pm

I'm willing to bet 1000$ that this map won't get on US1. Also, it sounds stupid. Cannon maps are always stupid, but tossing porn in there just to have porn in a cannon map? No thank you. I'll stick to good maps, like (the soon to be released) station15-beta7 and spacetracks-beta3. Grow up a bit please Qweef.

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Post  QweefZilLa on Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:39 pm

o_O thanks menace -.- If I wanted to talk to an asshole I would have farted. I never said my mapping skills were great and I like cannon maps ... I know this wont be added in any official severs.
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Post  KingNickolas on Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:45 pm

Menace13 wrote:I'm willing to bet 1000$ that this map won't get on US1. Also, it sounds stupid. Cannon maps are always stupid, but tossing porn in there just to have porn in a cannon map? No thank you. I'll stick to good maps, like (the soon to be released) station15-beta7 and spacetracks-beta3. Grow up a bit please Qweef.

Qweef's already grown up. Razz (and much older than you and me for that matter.)

This may surprise you, but quite a few mature people like immature jokes. My theory: the maturity is a lie.

Besides, this map is different. The one time that qweef showed me this map over skype left me extremely impressed. And besides, I always liked the maps made by noobs more than the maps made by pros. They were always more creative and fun.
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Post  QweefZilLa on Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:25 pm

Thank you king. Menace I don't get you at first you were really cool then you turned into an ass sure I might have a "immature" sense of humor but thats me I guess. king understands like when he saw the guy in 1.2 with the name LOLYOURTHEGAYEST he said nice name ... I was thinking the exact same thing because I find humor in that sort of stuff ...

My map is based on korx style of play and I believe it will be fun because I made rooms the way id like them to be and elevators that don't kill you when your in the way of its path and I made rooms that weren't impossible to kill. Sure the detailing will suck and im not the best at making maps look amazing but it functions.

Also in this map I got to use my "immature" and "perverted" creativity to better enhance my gaming experience and make me fell like I accomplished something by spending lots and lots of hours on and have something (whether its shitty or not) that I can say I spent the time on making a finished product ...

I don't see you finishing a map menace that you created and had all the ideas for ... from what it seems with yours and swamps maps, swamp did all the creating and you did the bitch work of putting in all the lights and other non creative stuff. Menace come out with your own map that's flawless before flaming on a map you haven't even seen or care to see.

ps. glameow helped me with some parts of the map but I did all the creating and ideas for the map and I designed everything, hes helping me with the compiling and the adding of custom textures ... I gotta give credit where credit is due <3 glameow
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Re: porn cannon

Post  Menace13 on Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:43 am

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diffusion-b0: I did all the structural work. Once swamp completes the detail work, I'll light it, compile it, and we'll upload it to US1. (Assuming swamp hasn't given up on it.)

I'll go by what I said that only noobs like cannon maps. The original cannon map was not made for gameplay, it was made for tests. I knew its creator, so I know this for a fact. Yes, I'm talking about pushcannon.

Qweef, you don't base a map on a style of play unless you only want it played by that style of play until that style of play is dead. Much like KoRx is now.

YOU think it would be fun. Doesn't say much for how others will see it.

Elevators that crush you if you're in the way of their path are the best! And anyways, they're more realistic. If you don't want people to be crushed, make good elevators, with things preventing people from being squished.

NO room is impossible to kill (not even on UBP servers). End of story. Name one and I'll tell you its weakness. (And I mean name one on any good map. Only impossible rooms to kill are on crappy maps such as nintendo_land_b2.)

You may be enhancing YOUR gaming experience. But have you ever wondered how others would find this map? This will just make people see you as even MORE immature than you already are. I'm not meaning to flame you, I'm just pointing out a fact.

And @ your final sentence flaming me, no map is flawless. End of story.

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Post  KingNickolas on Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:24 pm

Menace13 wrote:(And I mean name one on any good map. Only impossible rooms to kill are on crappy maps such as nintendo_land_b2.)

That was my favorite map ever.

Oh, 'n btw. Stop troll'n bitch. Or else I'll whoops yo nigga ass, and feed the remains to mah pedobears. elephant flower geek jocolor queen farao rendeer santa cherry sunny Sleep bom Basketball confused rabbit monkey cat alien Embarassed Cool Evil or Very Mad Question Exclamation I love you Like a Star @ heaven What a Face @

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Re: porn cannon

Post  Menace13 on Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:17 pm

Favorite map ever doesn't mean shit when it's a fucking horrible map. It had horrible gameplay, was horribly made, had the easiest to get to secret room ever, and the worst bases ever. It and cannonmaps are tied for worst shit in Tremulous.

I'm not trolling. I'm speaking the truth.

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Post  KingNickolas on Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:05 pm

Menace13 wrote:Favorite map ever doesn't mean shit when it's a fucking horrible map. It had horrible gameplay, was horribly made, had the easiest to get to secret room ever, and the worst bases ever. It and cannonmaps are tied for worst shit in Tremulous.

I'm not trolling. I'm speaking the truth.

No u be troll'n.

Cannon maps are a whole different style of maps that started from a test map. It's horrible for regular gameplay, but then again, it isn't supposed to be for regular game play. I mean really, if they're so terrible, why are they some of the most popular maps in trem?

It may be true that pushcannon started off as a test map, but what ensued afterwords was a whole new style of playing tremulous. Which is why I think that these maps are not in fact crap, but are, and should be, an inspiration to all map makers to try and give a different experience from any other map.

As for Nintendo land, I'll tell you why that was my favorite map. Unlike nearly every other map out there, this map had awesome graphics. And before you go and say that the graphics were bad, or that they could have used some work, or even that they'll never be as good as a gigantic floating space station in space; there was something different about this map that all other maps can't compare to. It actually means something to me. Unlike all the other generic tremulous maps, this map left the biggest, and the best impression on me as a person. Perhaps it was just that nolgesic feeling of finally walking through korkiri village, or that nice feeling of being back in super mario 64, but it was those feelings that are a true monument to today's culture. Nobody in america is going to say that they've never heard of mario, or zelda (besides the sheltered people of course, but they don't really matter anyways.) Which is mostly true for other countries as well. The type of map that leaves you with a wonderful impression, and a special feeling inside is the greatest map of all.

For that matter GPP is shit. It doesn't leave anything but rage in my head.

I'm not trolling. I'm speaking the truth.
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Re: porn cannon

Post  The Hovel Humper on Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:09 am

Menace13 wrote:I'm not trolling. I'm speaking the truth.

Personal preference, why do you have to force yours upon other people. Seriously everything you have an opinion on and the other person doesn't agree with it you force your upon them with reason which may not even be valid for them!

I agree with the secret room on Nintendo Land B2, I like the map but if humans or aliens got in there they are safe for the rest of the game but without that I would give the map an 8/10 for me.

As for cannon maps, I love them (Besides from push cannon, I don't think there's enough there) Treecannon I would play 24/7 if I could.

I don't mind you speaking your opinion but there's no need to be trollin' on them.

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Post  Menace13 on Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:59 am

Cannon maps are only popular because noobs suck at any GOOD maps.

If Nintendo_land_b2 has two good teams, it will be a stalemate. End of story. One team gets Mario House, other gets Metal Room, and they are both invincible. That's why it's a crap map. And then MrFish quit Trem, so it will never become even an OKAY map.

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Post  KingNickolas on Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:55 am

Menace13 wrote:Cannon maps are only popular because noobs suck at any GOOD maps.

If Nintendo_land_b2 has two good teams, it will be a stalemate. End of story. One team gets Mario House, other gets Metal Room, and they are both invincible. That's why it's a crap map. And then MrFish quit Trem, so it will never become even an OKAY map.

It's not 'cause they suck, It's 'cause it's fun. People tend to play games because the games are fun... >_>

Nintendo land may not be a perfect map. So let's not blame the design. Let's blame the maker.

Besides, fixing nintendo land would be easy with a .map file. All you would have to do is add nobuild areas, so that there would be no telecamping.
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