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Oh god..
Why does this give me a stiffy???
GLAMEOW- Pokémon FTW
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lololol
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Diglets are actually just black floating penises from another dimension.
Every now and then they'll poke through dimensions, appearing to come out the ground in this dimension.
There is no known reason why they do this, but experts assume that they're able to do it with power in the form of pure passion.
In essence, Diglets passionately rape the universe.
So, taking that in mind, it could be that the diglet's passion is so great in force, that you were able to telekinetically pick it up.
I have great news considering that, it means that you were either raped by a diglet as a child (the only known way of acquiring inter-dimensional telepathy), or there is a diglet in your immediate facility.
If the ladder is the case, you would be able to tell if there were large dirt mounds, as if a mole had just popped out of the ground (a rather big mole that looked like a black ), all throughout your house, and especially in your bathroom.
If it is indeed the case, my recommendation would be to find some bitches, since only bitches can satisfy the diglets, and pay them all to have a panty party in your bathroom.
Make sure you get all the women you care about away from here, however, since once the diglets get going, they'll dry up every bitch they can.
Anyways, just leave the bitches and a ham sandwitch or something in the bathroom and wait a week or two, and the diglets should be cleared out. You have to be careful around diglets.
If you let them stay in your house too long, they'll be sure to get into your pants.
And NOBODY wants a mound of dirt down there, trust me.
btw, why is there no diglet emote?
we need one.
Every now and then they'll poke through dimensions, appearing to come out the ground in this dimension.
There is no known reason why they do this, but experts assume that they're able to do it with power in the form of pure passion.
In essence, Diglets passionately rape the universe.
So, taking that in mind, it could be that the diglet's passion is so great in force, that you were able to telekinetically pick it up.
I have great news considering that, it means that you were either raped by a diglet as a child (the only known way of acquiring inter-dimensional telepathy), or there is a diglet in your immediate facility.
If the ladder is the case, you would be able to tell if there were large dirt mounds, as if a mole had just popped out of the ground (a rather big mole that looked like a black ), all throughout your house, and especially in your bathroom.
If it is indeed the case, my recommendation would be to find some bitches, since only bitches can satisfy the diglets, and pay them all to have a panty party in your bathroom.
Make sure you get all the women you care about away from here, however, since once the diglets get going, they'll dry up every bitch they can.
Anyways, just leave the bitches and a ham sandwitch or something in the bathroom and wait a week or two, and the diglets should be cleared out. You have to be careful around diglets.
If you let them stay in your house too long, they'll be sure to get into your pants.
And NOBODY wants a mound of dirt down there, trust me.
btw, why is there no diglet emote?
we need one.
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Re: Oh god..
did I just read?
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btw, why is there no diglet Pokeball emote?
we need one.
probably this. And i think it's important enough to bring up again, despite this being my fourth post today about it. (LET THE SPAM FLOW THROUGH YOU, LET IT BUILD UP, AND RELEASE IT!)
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I'll get it added later tonight, I'll also attempt to fix the quote picture thingy aswell.
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king when you post huge post can you please hit return a few times to break it up a bit I read half lose my place and give up
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there you go qweefs.
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GLAMEOW wrote:
$$Luis$$- Tyrant
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um.
damit glam! Now whenever i write down its just going to show up as a isnt it? T_T
Actually that's kinda hilarious. I can't wait to see random all over the forum.
damit glam! Now whenever i write down its just going to show up as a isnt it? T_T
Actually that's kinda hilarious. I can't wait to see random all over the forum.
KingNickolas- Bouncing Granger!
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Finally someone noticed!
It was actually created by accident when I went to edit the word that triggers the picture.
Here we go.
My is way bigger than your . Even though my is fatter than it is long, my will please wider holes than your ever could.
It was actually created by accident when I went to edit the word that triggers the picture.
Here we go.
My is way bigger than your . Even though my is fatter than it is long, my will please wider holes than your ever could.
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