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Post  GLAMEOW on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:44 pm

Why does this give me a stiffy???



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Post  QweefZilLa on Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:39 pm

lololol
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Post  KingNickolas on Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:53 pm

Diglets are actually just black floating penises from another dimension.

Every now and then they'll poke through dimensions, appearing to come out the ground in this dimension.

There is no known reason why they do this, but experts assume that they're able to do it with power in the form of pure passion.

In essence, Diglets passionately rape the universe.

So, taking that in mind, it could be that the diglet's passion is so great in force, that you were able to telekinetically pick it up.

I have great news considering that, it means that you were either raped by a diglet as a child (the only known way of acquiring inter-dimensional telepathy), or there is a diglet in your immediate facility.

If the ladder is the case, you would be able to tell if there were large dirt mounds, as if a mole had just popped out of the ground (a rather big mole that looked like a black ), all throughout your house, and especially in your bathroom.

If it is indeed the case, my recommendation would be to find some bitches, since only bitches can satisfy the diglets, and pay them all to have a panty party in your bathroom.

Make sure you get all the women you care about away from here, however, since once the diglets get going, they'll dry up every bitch they can.

Anyways, just leave the bitches and a ham sandwitch or something in the bathroom and wait a week or two, and the diglets should be cleared out. You have to be careful around diglets.

If you let them stay in your house too long, they'll be sure to get into your pants.

And NOBODY wants a mound of dirt down there, trust me.

btw, why is there no diglet Pokeball emote?

we need one.


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Post  GLAMEOW on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:03 pm



did I just read?
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Post  KingNickolas on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:08 pm

btw, why is there no diglet Pokeball emote?

we need one.

probably this. And i think it's important enough to bring up again, despite this being my fourth post today about it. (LET THE SPAM FLOW THROUGH YOU, LET IT BUILD UP, AND RELEASE IT!)
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Post  GLAMEOW on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:16 pm

I'll get it added later tonight, I'll also attempt to fix the quote picture thingy aswell.
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Post  QweefZilLa on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:18 pm

king when you post huge post can you please hit return a few times to break it up a bit I read half lose my place and give up Neutral
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Post  KingNickolas on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:43 pm

there you go qweefs.
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Post  GLAMEOW on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:04 pm

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Post  $$Luis$$ on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:37 pm

GLAMEOW wrote:
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Post  KingNickolas on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:43 pm

um.
damit glam! Now whenever i write down its just going to show up as a isnt it? T_T

Actually that's kinda hilarious. I can't wait to see random all over the forum.
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Post  GLAMEOW on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:29 am

Finally someone noticed!

It was actually created by accident when I went to edit the word that triggers the picture.

Here we go.

My is way bigger than your . Even though my is fatter than it is long, my will please wider holes than your ever could.
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