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Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
KingNickolas Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:15 pm
I just tried doing this twice. But for some reason, my computer crashed every time i tried to get it up....
So anyways yeah, now i'm listening to heavy metal while and torching a minority.
THE GRANGER MACHINE! SADFAASDPFASDFKSAJDNLISDIHALNSDIFNSDF
The Story:
Unbeknownst to us all, the people of GBA forum, the granger machine has been laying dormant in a dimension wholly and totally different from our own. But, what luck! The granger machine has telelported back from the unknown dimension and we can now fight over it once more! But this time, there will be rules. As last time all but CHAOS followed the creation of the vending machine-sized granger. So this time, in a desperate attempt to make this as fun as possible for us all, i have included some simple rules. Also, i must insist that you all participate. If you don't, then i will kill you. Probably with a flaming minority.
THE OBJECT OF THE GAME:
THE FU**ING RULES: (don't screw this up! }:< )
Some Other Points Of Interest:
I created this in hopes of more forum activity. So yeah, you all come and go and have fun or something. Yeah....
If you think of any more rules that you think would be good to have, please pm me.
The First Post (And a Glimpse of what is to come, if you will):
KingNickolas walked through the world of Tremulous. At the moment he was in an old abandoned power plant, commonly called "Ethereal" by most people. The plant was, for the most part, disgusting as every now and then there would be a spilled pipe on the ceiling that spewed out toxic waste. In fact, King looked down into a puddle of the very stuff, looking deep into the it's green sludge that would hurt somebody if they only took a step into it. He snapped out of himself, coming back into reality to look at some boxes that reminded him of long ago... He skillfully jumped from box to box, remembering doing the same thing once upon a time. He hopped up onto a platform at the end of the path of two boxes, and looked through a passage way into a large room that gave him nostalgia. He walked down a ramp, further going into the place. He had memories from long ago, when he and his friends from his old clan would come into here and play with the machine. He looked at the spot where it used to sit. He remembered the countless hours he had spent pushing the button that displayed the sound that all grangers make when trying to taunt a human. For that purpose was it properly named the "Granger Machine". He then reflected further how the machine had turned them all against each other. Each trying to take the machine for themselves. Many of them had come close to dieing, and many more had gone from his life since the incident. The machine had indicted insanity into each of them, and King new, that they were lucky it hadn't done more to their lives. He regretted ever listening to the machine's whims, and he regretted loosing his friends to the monster as well.
Suddenly, a flash of green light came from the corner, and an earth quake that could have shook the world made King tumble to his knees. The light became brighter and brighter until he could no longer look directly at it. When he opened his eyes again, there stood the granger machine. He was about to freak out, when he was caught into the hypnotic waves of the single sound that the machine emitted. The sound of a granger. All at once his world tumbled, and his head span. Soon he was convinced of one purpose, and one purpose only. To take the granger machine. But at the moment he couldn't take it as it was. He needed something to carry it for him. He remembered a forklift being somewhere outside of the power plant, and quickly sprinted to it and drove it back in, taking a different way in order to not have to go over the boxes again. He lifted the granger machine up, and in no time, he began to take it out of the place. He needed it. He wanted it it for his own. HE MUST HAVE THE GRANGER MACHINE!!!!
Final Notes:
So anyways yeah, now i'm listening to heavy metal while and torching a minority.
THE GRANGER MACHINE! SADFAASDPFASDFKSAJDNLISDIHALNSDIFNSDF
The Story:
Unbeknownst to us all, the people of GBA forum, the granger machine has been laying dormant in a dimension wholly and totally different from our own. But, what luck! The granger machine has telelported back from the unknown dimension and we can now fight over it once more! But this time, there will be rules. As last time all but CHAOS followed the creation of the vending machine-sized granger. So this time, in a desperate attempt to make this as fun as possible for us all, i have included some simple rules. Also, i must insist that you all participate. If you don't, then i will kill you. Probably with a flaming minority.
THE OBJECT OF THE GAME:
- FIND AND CAPTURE FOR YOURSELF THE GRANGER MACHINE! ONCE YOU HAS IT, YOU CAN DO WAHTS YOU WANTS!
THE FU**ING RULES: (don't screw this up! }:< )
- Thou shalt not kill the granger machine
- You cannot kill each other. (Except for those who do not participate.... heheheh)
- No tremulous Admin commands. (You know you want to use them)
- Use common sense. And be reasonable. No god moding, or Neo tricks from the matrix. 0.o
- Write more than 3 sentences!!! A couple paragraphs is encouraged.
- Write in 3rd person.
- Not off topic nonsense. You posts will be deleted.
- Try to make if fun. Leave some room at the end of your post for other people to take the granger machine
- It is perfectly acceptable if instead of being a regular human, that somebody would wish to be a Tyrant or granger.
- No taking over the world. lol
- You may use weapons and vehicles, but keep in mind that you are not allowed to kill each other. (You know, other than people out side of the story... >=D)
- It is also perfectly acceptable to rename your "character" anything you want
- These rules are subject to change upon my whims, but don't worry. I'll probably be the only one who doesn't break any rules anyways
- The most important rule of all: HAVE FUN! And don't be sad if something doesn't go your way. >=/
Some Other Points Of Interest:
I created this in hopes of more forum activity. So yeah, you all come and go and have fun or something. Yeah....
If you think of any more rules that you think would be good to have, please pm me.
The First Post (And a Glimpse of what is to come, if you will):
KingNickolas walked through the world of Tremulous. At the moment he was in an old abandoned power plant, commonly called "Ethereal" by most people. The plant was, for the most part, disgusting as every now and then there would be a spilled pipe on the ceiling that spewed out toxic waste. In fact, King looked down into a puddle of the very stuff, looking deep into the it's green sludge that would hurt somebody if they only took a step into it. He snapped out of himself, coming back into reality to look at some boxes that reminded him of long ago... He skillfully jumped from box to box, remembering doing the same thing once upon a time. He hopped up onto a platform at the end of the path of two boxes, and looked through a passage way into a large room that gave him nostalgia. He walked down a ramp, further going into the place. He had memories from long ago, when he and his friends from his old clan would come into here and play with the machine. He looked at the spot where it used to sit. He remembered the countless hours he had spent pushing the button that displayed the sound that all grangers make when trying to taunt a human. For that purpose was it properly named the "Granger Machine". He then reflected further how the machine had turned them all against each other. Each trying to take the machine for themselves. Many of them had come close to dieing, and many more had gone from his life since the incident. The machine had indicted insanity into each of them, and King new, that they were lucky it hadn't done more to their lives. He regretted ever listening to the machine's whims, and he regretted loosing his friends to the monster as well.
Suddenly, a flash of green light came from the corner, and an earth quake that could have shook the world made King tumble to his knees. The light became brighter and brighter until he could no longer look directly at it. When he opened his eyes again, there stood the granger machine. He was about to freak out, when he was caught into the hypnotic waves of the single sound that the machine emitted. The sound of a granger. All at once his world tumbled, and his head span. Soon he was convinced of one purpose, and one purpose only. To take the granger machine. But at the moment he couldn't take it as it was. He needed something to carry it for him. He remembered a forklift being somewhere outside of the power plant, and quickly sprinted to it and drove it back in, taking a different way in order to not have to go over the boxes again. He lifted the granger machine up, and in no time, he began to take it out of the place. He needed it. He wanted it it for his own. HE MUST HAVE THE GRANGER MACHINE!!!!
Final Notes:
- Your post does not have to be nearly as long as that, but it is encouraged by me that you do make it so big, if not bigger
- Again, have fun with it. Try to imagine as much details as needed.
KingNickolas- Bouncing Granger!
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
DucTape Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:59 pm
DucTape touched a sharp claw to the booster, almost instantly turning nearly invisible. He jumped onto the wall and took off in the direction of the Granger Machine. He had sensed a human was getting near it. For years now he had lived in the abandoned Ethereal plant, guarding the machine. He was not about to let it slip out of his claws.
When he arrived at the the site, the machine was gone. He surveyed the area to find tire tracks leading down the hall. He followed them until he found a beast with metal claws holding up the machine, with a human in the middle of it. DucTape jumped onto the machine and let out a toxic gas, the human fainted. When the human awoke, DucTape had a claw to his neck.
"Put the machine back."
When he arrived at the the site, the machine was gone. He surveyed the area to find tire tracks leading down the hall. He followed them until he found a beast with metal claws holding up the machine, with a human in the middle of it. DucTape jumped onto the machine and let out a toxic gas, the human fainted. When the human awoke, DucTape had a claw to his neck.
"Put the machine back."
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
KingNickolas Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:48 pm
KingNickolas stared up at the nothingness that was holding him down. He wanted to kill it, he wanted to pull his rifle out, and shoot the mother fuc*er. Bur for some reason, the granger machine told him not to.
Suddenly, a noise came from the nothingness that sounded like a voice, "Put the machine back." it said.
King stared around wildly, not knowing what to do. Put the thing he loved the most in the world, back where it was all alone, or disobey it and attack this monstrosity. Finnally, he made up his mind. He needed the granger machine for himself! No thing of nothing was going to keep him down! He burst from the clutches of the thing unknown and made a sprint to the machine he loved. But halfway there, he felt a choking sensation. He looked around, and there was gas in the air, probably caused by the thing that held him down earlier. He feinted, there was no other way to describe it. He fell on the floor, and he thought he would die.
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George the granger walked down the hallway a little ways off from where his master Ductape had called him to. He was a little bit worried that the granger machine was back now, but since they now had it, he could only hope that they could become tyrants, like little jimmy dreamed. You see, they all got points from the overmind when they did things right, like killing humans. Once you reached 5 points, you got to be one of the most respected aliens in the whoooole army, and it was everybody's dream to be one. George had heard of legends that there was an even more prestigious title called the Adv. Tyrant. But he just assumed that it was a myth. Well, it just so happend that day, that George had been contemplating becoming an adv. Tyrant when he was heading to the site where the mysterious machine had ended up. When he got there, his head was still in the clouds, and Ductape had to smack him to wake him up.
"Hey, what was that for?!" Cried the small unknowing granger. But ductape said nothing, and merely walked away.
George looked around, and saw that he was meant to take the huge machine and a whole human back to base. "Why me?!" He cried to the heavens. But he reluctantly spread some black webs over the two and began to pull. Amazingly, he could pull the two loads, grangers were after all extremely strong on their legs, but he still needed a little help, so he promptly let the over mind know. In a few minutes or so, a few other grangers were there to help him carry the load. In a few more minutes, they had the granger machine back in base along with the human.
Once they did that, the other grangers left without giving George another look. George still had work to do after all, he needed to create a gigantic hovel for the human to be a prisoner within. He made his work quick, but it still took him way into the night to finish the project. By the time he was done, he was tired beyond belief. The granger decided to take a rest. Thank god it's all over- he thought. The human was the hardest thing to fit inside that hovel. He was thinking that perhaps he had made it too small, but he hardly had any black thread left anyways. Then something grabbed hold of his mind. Something beyond the overmind, something that he felt was so overwhelming, that it could have knocked him out right that second. It was the granger machine. George looked about for the source, but could not find anything until the magnetism pulled upon him harder. He saw the source, and immediately ran to it and screamed at the top of his lungs: "THE GRANGER MACHINE IS MIIIINEEE!!!!!"
[Thanks a ton for replying ductape, i thought nobody would. :')]
Suddenly, a noise came from the nothingness that sounded like a voice, "Put the machine back." it said.
King stared around wildly, not knowing what to do. Put the thing he loved the most in the world, back where it was all alone, or disobey it and attack this monstrosity. Finnally, he made up his mind. He needed the granger machine for himself! No thing of nothing was going to keep him down! He burst from the clutches of the thing unknown and made a sprint to the machine he loved. But halfway there, he felt a choking sensation. He looked around, and there was gas in the air, probably caused by the thing that held him down earlier. He feinted, there was no other way to describe it. He fell on the floor, and he thought he would die.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George the granger walked down the hallway a little ways off from where his master Ductape had called him to. He was a little bit worried that the granger machine was back now, but since they now had it, he could only hope that they could become tyrants, like little jimmy dreamed. You see, they all got points from the overmind when they did things right, like killing humans. Once you reached 5 points, you got to be one of the most respected aliens in the whoooole army, and it was everybody's dream to be one. George had heard of legends that there was an even more prestigious title called the Adv. Tyrant. But he just assumed that it was a myth. Well, it just so happend that day, that George had been contemplating becoming an adv. Tyrant when he was heading to the site where the mysterious machine had ended up. When he got there, his head was still in the clouds, and Ductape had to smack him to wake him up.
"Hey, what was that for?!" Cried the small unknowing granger. But ductape said nothing, and merely walked away.
George looked around, and saw that he was meant to take the huge machine and a whole human back to base. "Why me?!" He cried to the heavens. But he reluctantly spread some black webs over the two and began to pull. Amazingly, he could pull the two loads, grangers were after all extremely strong on their legs, but he still needed a little help, so he promptly let the over mind know. In a few minutes or so, a few other grangers were there to help him carry the load. In a few more minutes, they had the granger machine back in base along with the human.
Once they did that, the other grangers left without giving George another look. George still had work to do after all, he needed to create a gigantic hovel for the human to be a prisoner within. He made his work quick, but it still took him way into the night to finish the project. By the time he was done, he was tired beyond belief. The granger decided to take a rest. Thank god it's all over- he thought. The human was the hardest thing to fit inside that hovel. He was thinking that perhaps he had made it too small, but he hardly had any black thread left anyways. Then something grabbed hold of his mind. Something beyond the overmind, something that he felt was so overwhelming, that it could have knocked him out right that second. It was the granger machine. George looked about for the source, but could not find anything until the magnetism pulled upon him harder. He saw the source, and immediately ran to it and screamed at the top of his lungs: "THE GRANGER MACHINE IS MIIIINEEE!!!!!"
[Thanks a ton for replying ductape, i thought nobody would. :')]
KingNickolas- Bouncing Granger!
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
DucTape Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:00 am
A small orange light in the darkness got brighter, then went out. Vladlen Nikodim stepped out of the shadows, and tossed his still burning cigarette to the side, the ashes at the tip scattering on the floor. He pointed his flamethrower at a granger running the machine.
"It's a little dark in here buddy, thought you might need a light."
He squeezed the trigger and the room began to fill with fire, the granger stopped at the edge of the flame. George was shocked, the machine was almost his. Inexplicable, the human's flamethrower stopped after only a second.
"The hell is goin on here." He looked at his fuel tank, seeing a large hole in the side. He reached for the spare tank on his back, but before he could load it George bumped him, and the tank fell to the floor. Vladlen ducked down to get his tank when he saw his cigarette roll onto the fuel spilled by the first tank.
"Son of a-" the fuel caught fire, causing the still full tank to explode. Vladlen was unconscious and suffered serious burns, but was still alive.
"Thought you might need a light." DucTape said, stepping out of the shadows. He then turned to face his other competitor for he machine.
"And as for you, I'll cut you a deal. Nine evos, and you leave the machine. Not like I ever wanted to evolve past a basilisk anyway."
"It's a little dark in here buddy, thought you might need a light."
He squeezed the trigger and the room began to fill with fire, the granger stopped at the edge of the flame. George was shocked, the machine was almost his. Inexplicable, the human's flamethrower stopped after only a second.
"The hell is goin on here." He looked at his fuel tank, seeing a large hole in the side. He reached for the spare tank on his back, but before he could load it George bumped him, and the tank fell to the floor. Vladlen ducked down to get his tank when he saw his cigarette roll onto the fuel spilled by the first tank.
"Son of a-" the fuel caught fire, causing the still full tank to explode. Vladlen was unconscious and suffered serious burns, but was still alive.
"Thought you might need a light." DucTape said, stepping out of the shadows. He then turned to face his other competitor for he machine.
"And as for you, I'll cut you a deal. Nine evos, and you leave the machine. Not like I ever wanted to evolve past a basilisk anyway."
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
GLAMEOW Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:21 pm
Unknown trainer wants to fight!
"I choose you, GLAMEOW!!!"
Unknown trainer has sent out glameow, who makes everyone fall asleep via hypnosis.
Then glameow takes granger machine..... bitches
"I choose you, GLAMEOW!!!"
Unknown trainer has sent out glameow, who makes everyone fall asleep via hypnosis.
Then glameow takes granger machine..... bitches
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
DucTape Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:11 pm
"But if Glameow was Nixon, THEN WHO WAS PHONE???!?!?!?", said the child with a mental disability.GLAMEOW wrote:Unknown trainer wants to fight!
"I choose you, GLAMEOW!!!"
Unknown trainer has sent out glameow, who makes everyone fall asleep via hypnosis.
Then glameow takes granger machine..... bitches
Glameow felt really bad for him and gave him the machine.
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Dr.Pain Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:53 pm
Then Dr.pain swoops in (with his ckit) and drugs the mentally disabled child with "SLEEPY CHOCOLATE!". As the doctor runs he trips over something; a invisible basilisk! He takes 4 Damage. The doctor worries about his own safety and with a haste runs to the nearest medistation! He knew that with 96 health he was in mortal peril! A dretch can take him down in in a mere 3 hits! (The doctor doesn't have armor because he hasn't killed sh*t since the sixties) Also holding the granger machine made his energy go down faster so he dropped it and left for the nearest medistation.
"Idiot, he could have built one." said the mentaly disabled child who was sleep talking.
Alas he could have built one but he didn't because he spend all the BP on defense computers to barricade the base. On the way back he murdered two teammates at low health and claimed it was a accident. But he knew it wasn't.
"Idiot, he could have built one." said the mentaly disabled child who was sleep talking.
Alas he could have built one but he didn't because he spend all the BP on defense computers to barricade the base. On the way back he murdered two teammates at low health and claimed it was a accident. But he knew it wasn't.
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
GLAMEOW Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:55 pm
glameow laughs so much that he faints... but somehow finds himself inside the granger machine when he awakens.
glameow looks through the glass at king, who is waving a piece of string in front of him... that bastard.
glameow looks through the glass at king, who is waving a piece of string in front of him... that bastard.
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
KingNickolas Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:31 pm
George the granger looks at the madness as it happened. Nothing made sense. The world seemed to be turning upside down, and for some reason, the only rational thing that he could sense was Ductape asking for a trade of 9 evo for the machine. But for some reason he didn't have the machine anymore. What was happening? He realized it was the lisk gas that was poisonous to almost all sentient life. He realized that all that had happened was just a dream, and the basilisk had taken the granger machine while he was in his slumber. He looked about. All he saw was the base he had made a while ago to protect the granger machine, but he saw no granger machine. After observing some more, he saw the hovel with the human inside of it. "SO IT WASN'T A DREAM!" He exclaimed in his head. From there he decided to go looking for it, where ever that lisk had hidden it. He was gone within a matter of seconds.
[Nothing made sense. Everything you guys just said has been made null. Next time, treat it like a story.
]
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When kingnickolas awoke, he felt sticky all over himself. It was a weird substance, and he had no idea what it was. But it was all around him, and constricting him from moving, so he did his best to struggle out of the binds that held him down. But it was to no avail. For no matter what he did, he could not escape the treacherous thing that seemed to beat and wave about him. Again and again he tried, but the binds that held him were much too roughly fashioned, and he could not break through.
He waited for something to take him out. Something to help him. Something, to even be his friend. He waited for the granger machine.
(REMEMBER TO READ THE RULES! D: )
[Nothing made sense. Everything you guys just said has been made null. Next time, treat it like a story.
]_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
When kingnickolas awoke, he felt sticky all over himself. It was a weird substance, and he had no idea what it was. But it was all around him, and constricting him from moving, so he did his best to struggle out of the binds that held him down. But it was to no avail. For no matter what he did, he could not escape the treacherous thing that seemed to beat and wave about him. Again and again he tried, but the binds that held him were much too roughly fashioned, and he could not break through.
He waited for something to take him out. Something to help him. Something, to even be his friend. He waited for the granger machine.
(REMEMBER TO READ THE RULES! D: )
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Dr.Pain Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:01 pm
(Where the hell is the machine right now??) As George waited he felt a mighty presence behind him. "Come on!" He heard. George knew that things aren't looking good for him. Not able to move he decides to say his final prayers to the Overmind. There was nothing for him to do but die; at least that's what he thought. The next minute he heard Tyrant growls, blaster shots meat mincing and a human death scream moan. He felt warm blood on his back and it started melting the sticky goo. When he looked behind him he saw a human corpse (of yours truly, Dr.Pain) and the machine in his cold dead hand. George took the machine and wondered what was the sticky substance. It was granger spit. He needed to find the traitor.
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
swamp-cecil Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:08 pm
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Dr.Pain Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:14 pm
THIS THREAD MUST STAY ALIVE!
To find the traitor, George thought of a devious plan. He would hire somebody to stay at low health and George would secrectly watch who will teamkill him first! He was proud of his idea but who would help him (like seriously somebody tried to kill a granger big whoop)? Then he thought of Ductape. "Yo Ductape i have a job for you and if you do it ill give you the granger machine, FREE" George proposed. "Naw man" Ductape said, "I got my own granger machine. Plus yours is stupid cuz' there's a Glameow inside.". Without Ductape willing to help our hero what will George do?
To find the traitor, George thought of a devious plan. He would hire somebody to stay at low health and George would secrectly watch who will teamkill him first! He was proud of his idea but who would help him (like seriously somebody tried to kill a granger big whoop)? Then he thought of Ductape. "Yo Ductape i have a job for you and if you do it ill give you the granger machine, FREE" George proposed. "Naw man" Ductape said, "I got my own granger machine. Plus yours is stupid cuz' there's a Glameow inside.". Without Ductape willing to help our hero what will George do?
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Dr.Pain Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:39 pm
Officially I do not care right now that i'm TRIPLE posting! This story is to good to end!
Our hero pulls out a quill to write a letter to his brute college on planet 14 sector 26614463. He writes " Dear tony I require assistance with a problem, as i can recall I was the one who saved you're life on planet 12 sector 78934104". He pauses to prep up his excellent vocabulary. " I am not in any form to argue you do realize, I can tear your life apart if can't help me. From George the Granger". It wasn't in his excellence to threaten people to do his dirty work. George sends the mail on the OMEXPRESS. Who can this traitor be? How will Tony react? And where the fuck is the Granger machine? "I could have swore that i left it on that barricade..." Robbed. Shit. George needs to find the machine also... The traitor doesn't know its powers!
Our hero pulls out a quill to write a letter to his brute college on planet 14 sector 26614463. He writes " Dear tony I require assistance with a problem, as i can recall I was the one who saved you're life on planet 12 sector 78934104". He pauses to prep up his excellent vocabulary. " I am not in any form to argue you do realize, I can tear your life apart if can't help me. From George the Granger". It wasn't in his excellence to threaten people to do his dirty work. George sends the mail on the OMEXPRESS. Who can this traitor be? How will Tony react? And where the fuck is the Granger machine? "I could have swore that i left it on that barricade..." Robbed. Shit. George needs to find the machine also... The traitor doesn't know its powers!
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
KingNickolas Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:59 pm
KingNickolas woke up again. This time he toar through the hovel surrounding him. He was stronger now. He howled at an intense physical pain at this kidneys with a strange noise coming from his throat. What was he? He leapt into the night, hoping to find some answers. He felt as if he could fly. He felt his face... It was a bit sticky, and it had a rough texture to it.
But soon, he stopped at the sound of something saying something... It was a klicky noise.... One of those noises that a granger makes when they talk to one another.... But the weird thing was, that he could UNDERSTAND IT!
He howled again, this time in intense emotional pain. Wtf was happening?!
He ran off, and ran some more... Soon he found himself in one of the old bathrooms that the people from the ethereal station probably used. He glanced around, hoping to find a mirror...
He walked up to the sink, as a predator stalks its prey. He looked into the mirror... The image was foggy, and filled with stray algae and mold that had gotten on it. He wiped it off. He closed his eyes, in complete terror in what he might find. What he found there was complete shot. Gone was the familiar human face that he loved so very much, and now stood a figure that scared the shit out of him. His face was green, and wrinkly. It almost looked like one of those grangers... He hated himself. He punched the image on the glass and it shattered into many pieces. Nick grabbed one and stabbed it as hard as he could into his eye. It wouldn't go in. He tried almost every other place. He was impervious to the glass.
He looked off to the side. He saw what he never thought he'd ever see again- the granger machine. He then knew what he had to do. He grabbed the machine, and with his newfound strength, he hefted it up and caried it off. He would take it with him wherever he went, and if somebody tried to get in his way, he'd pulverize them.
Nick's newfound abilities:
Wallwalk
Pounce
Trample
Bite
Mele(manly style. ;D)
That's right. I just made my character half man- half granger. WTF are you gonna do about it?! >
Also pain, i like the way you think. ;D
But soon, he stopped at the sound of something saying something... It was a klicky noise.... One of those noises that a granger makes when they talk to one another.... But the weird thing was, that he could UNDERSTAND IT!
He howled again, this time in intense emotional pain. Wtf was happening?!
He ran off, and ran some more... Soon he found himself in one of the old bathrooms that the people from the ethereal station probably used. He glanced around, hoping to find a mirror...
He walked up to the sink, as a predator stalks its prey. He looked into the mirror... The image was foggy, and filled with stray algae and mold that had gotten on it. He wiped it off. He closed his eyes, in complete terror in what he might find. What he found there was complete shot. Gone was the familiar human face that he loved so very much, and now stood a figure that scared the shit out of him. His face was green, and wrinkly. It almost looked like one of those grangers... He hated himself. He punched the image on the glass and it shattered into many pieces. Nick grabbed one and stabbed it as hard as he could into his eye. It wouldn't go in. He tried almost every other place. He was impervious to the glass.
He looked off to the side. He saw what he never thought he'd ever see again- the granger machine. He then knew what he had to do. He grabbed the machine, and with his newfound strength, he hefted it up and caried it off. He would take it with him wherever he went, and if somebody tried to get in his way, he'd pulverize them.
Nick's newfound abilities:
Wallwalk
Pounce
Trample
Bite
Mele(manly style. ;D)
That's right. I just made my character half man- half granger. WTF are you gonna do about it?! >
Also pain, i like the way you think. ;D
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Mr. Pirate Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:15 pm
fix'dkingnickolas wrote:
That's right. I just made my character a terrible mistake of nature. WTF are you gonna do about it?! >
Also pain, i like the way you think. ;D
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Dr.Pain Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:00 pm
Alright.
Dr.Pain decided to go to the defense compute to check out his Emails. Aha! He's invited to the Builders League United (BLU) annual meeting! So he leaves his bunker base for the Transit station. Entering the door he hears it slam behind him. And he see's nobody. He notices the complete wreckage of the place. What happend? He walks down the stairs in to the generator room. He peers in to find a huge pool of blood! What happend here? On the wall in blood it reads "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC". Sansac? This is odd. Dr.Pain decides to look further. He descends the last flight of stairs to the boarding platform of the train. Again "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC" is written on the walls along with photos saying "Visit Beautiful Nexus!" The escalators aren't working either. What's this? He kneels down and picks up a metal cartridge. A riffle bullet? Was there resistance? Something is strange.
"Hello Pain." Pain turns and see's Nick... He's different.
"Nick is that you? What happend? How do you have the Granger machine?"
"ah ah ah. Pain always asking questions. I am no longer on your team i have been turned into a new species!" He pointed at pain and he said. "It was you who changed me!"
"Me? Thats preposterous! I can fix you though..."
"No! I have the strength of a charging tyrant! The Intelligence of a Human and a Overmind! I have skills that make me the most dangerous person in the world!"
"Is that why you killed everybody in this station?!" Pain yelled.
"Me? I just got here I have no clue what your talking about..." Suddenly a high pitched scrape noise kills the silence of the room.
"What the hell was that???" Nick asked.
"I have no clue!"
"What did you see on the way here?"
"Lots of human blood. Bullets. No corpses and the words "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC"."
"I'll postpone the killing of you Pain, for now. We should work together."
"Right." Without hesitation they left.
Dr.Pain decided to go to the defense compute to check out his Emails. Aha! He's invited to the Builders League United (BLU) annual meeting! So he leaves his bunker base for the Transit station. Entering the door he hears it slam behind him. And he see's nobody. He notices the complete wreckage of the place. What happend? He walks down the stairs in to the generator room. He peers in to find a huge pool of blood! What happend here? On the wall in blood it reads "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC". Sansac? This is odd. Dr.Pain decides to look further. He descends the last flight of stairs to the boarding platform of the train. Again "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC" is written on the walls along with photos saying "Visit Beautiful Nexus!" The escalators aren't working either. What's this? He kneels down and picks up a metal cartridge. A riffle bullet? Was there resistance? Something is strange.
"Hello Pain." Pain turns and see's Nick... He's different.
"Nick is that you? What happend? How do you have the Granger machine?"
"ah ah ah. Pain always asking questions. I am no longer on your team i have been turned into a new species!" He pointed at pain and he said. "It was you who changed me!"
"Me? Thats preposterous! I can fix you though..."
"No! I have the strength of a charging tyrant! The Intelligence of a Human and a Overmind! I have skills that make me the most dangerous person in the world!"
"Is that why you killed everybody in this station?!" Pain yelled.
"Me? I just got here I have no clue what your talking about..." Suddenly a high pitched scrape noise kills the silence of the room.
"What the hell was that???" Nick asked.
"I have no clue!"
"What did you see on the way here?"
"Lots of human blood. Bullets. No corpses and the words "DON'T EAT THE SANSAC"."
"I'll postpone the killing of you Pain, for now. We should work together."
"Right." Without hesitation they left.
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
swamp-cecil Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:25 pm
DilemaH was tapping his fingers on the desk. He wanted more. More decorations. He allready had a ghost playing the piano, but it wasnt enough. He wanted more. "Gomeisa", his map, felt too plain. He checked every resource he can for more. He got more, but not enough. Then, he heard of the granger machine on news.
DilemaH so then pressed the button. A screen popped up in front of him. With a couple of commands, he got his railgun, light armour , helmet, batterypack, a couple custom grenades and a secondary of a toxic smg. And most importantly, black paint under the eyes.
He typed in a couple more commands, and he typed in the co-ordinates "73872342348, 374290847, 10" A mechanical voice echoed.
"Prepare for teleportation. 3....2....1..."
And he appeared in the transit arena, surrounded by predestrians.
Knowing his telepportation device must be kept secret, he took out his smg and shot each innocent bystander in the head, melting through their skull and poisoning the blood system and nervous system. The transit defence marines (TDM) shot him a couple times. He then held his shoulders, and charged. a white energy field gathered around him contaning ammo of various weapons. Then he screamed. A large energy burst sent the bullets hurling at the TDMs charged with plasma. He cloaked, then walked away. Many TDMs were rushing past him to the scene. The last one bumped into him and he flipped out his plasma knife and sliced his neck. Then, he saw it. The granger machine. However, a giant human-granger hybrid was carrying it. But, he wasnt alone. He was conversing with another human. He knew what to do. He scratched his railgun's sharp bayonet agaisnt a wall, and uncloacked. He killed the remaining TDMs with his smg, then aimed at the hybrid with his railgun.
"charge 100%" echoed a robotic voice. He let go of the trigger. A giant blast of energy mauled the hybrid in the face. Now the human, who wasnt much of a probem, since he just cloaked, walked around the hybrids corpse and took the granger machine silently. The hybrid was breathing, but the human was still looking at thhe dead TDMs. He ran to the nearest exit. He had the machine. Yes.
Now to implement it. Hmmm... For now, he kept it in a barrier of negatively charged antimatter energy. He knew they will come to reclaim the machine, so he put the granger machine in the ghost room without the sheilds. The ghost didnt notice him, and continued the moonlight sonata. The ghost is the best defence, for it can kill a human who has trespassed his giant machine (Gomeisa; i will explain the story behind Gomeisa later)
DilemaH so then pressed the button. A screen popped up in front of him. With a couple of commands, he got his railgun, light armour , helmet, batterypack, a couple custom grenades and a secondary of a toxic smg. And most importantly, black paint under the eyes.
He typed in a couple more commands, and he typed in the co-ordinates "73872342348, 374290847, 10" A mechanical voice echoed.
"Prepare for teleportation. 3....2....1..."
And he appeared in the transit arena, surrounded by predestrians.
Knowing his telepportation device must be kept secret, he took out his smg and shot each innocent bystander in the head, melting through their skull and poisoning the blood system and nervous system. The transit defence marines (TDM) shot him a couple times. He then held his shoulders, and charged. a white energy field gathered around him contaning ammo of various weapons. Then he screamed. A large energy burst sent the bullets hurling at the TDMs charged with plasma. He cloaked, then walked away. Many TDMs were rushing past him to the scene. The last one bumped into him and he flipped out his plasma knife and sliced his neck. Then, he saw it. The granger machine. However, a giant human-granger hybrid was carrying it. But, he wasnt alone. He was conversing with another human. He knew what to do. He scratched his railgun's sharp bayonet agaisnt a wall, and uncloacked. He killed the remaining TDMs with his smg, then aimed at the hybrid with his railgun.
"charge 100%" echoed a robotic voice. He let go of the trigger. A giant blast of energy mauled the hybrid in the face. Now the human, who wasnt much of a probem, since he just cloaked, walked around the hybrids corpse and took the granger machine silently. The hybrid was breathing, but the human was still looking at thhe dead TDMs. He ran to the nearest exit. He had the machine. Yes.
Now to implement it. Hmmm... For now, he kept it in a barrier of negatively charged antimatter energy. He knew they will come to reclaim the machine, so he put the granger machine in the ghost room without the sheilds. The ghost didnt notice him, and continued the moonlight sonata. The ghost is the best defence, for it can kill a human who has trespassed his giant machine (Gomeisa; i will explain the story behind Gomeisa later)
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
DucTape Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:49 pm
Says someone who has a half man half granger avatar.Mr. Pirate wrote:fix'dkingnickolas wrote:
That's right. I just made my character a terrible mistake of nature. WTF are you gonna do about it?! >
Also pain, i like the way you think. ;D
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
Menace13 Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:43 am
DucTape wrote:Says someone who has a half man half granger avatar.Mr. Pirate wrote:fix'dkingnickolas wrote:
That's right. I just made my character a terrible mistake of nature. WTF are you gonna do about it?! >
Also pain, i like the way you think. ;D
You brokekingnickolas wrote:
THE FU**ING RULES: (don't screw this up! }:< )
- Write more than 3 sentences!!! A couple paragraphs is encouraged.
- Not off topic nonsense. You posts will be deleted.
- The most important rule of all: HAVE FUN! And don't be sad if something doesn't go your way. >=/
THE FU**ING RULES. You done fucked up big time. King'll rape you both. We all know he's Pedobear ;D
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Re: Granger Machine 2.0 (two point oh)
The Hovel Humper Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:23 pm
Topic has died, random nonsense and triple posting, Locked.
You may appeal it.
You may appeal it.
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