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Post  Kayla on Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:19 pm

I have no idea where the other thread for this is but anyways... The title says it. Have fun.

Menace from Skype in a convo between Me, King and Him;

Menace13 turns into a zombie first and titty-twists king


[3:13:05 PM] King: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LIIKE TO DO?~!
[3:13:12 PM] King: IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU SICK BASTARD
[3:13:25 PM] King: menace said : I like to fuck little kids.
[3:13:31 PM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεɾø ~: :O
[3:13:34 PM] Menace13: o.O what's wrong with fucking kids?


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mexican and redneck?

Post  KingNickolas on Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:31 pm

[12/26/2010 12:02:24 AM] King: good morning...
[12/26/2010 12:02:35 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεɾø ~: Buenos Diaz
[12/26/2010 12:02:42 AM] Menace13: TOP OF THE 'MORN

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  GLAMEOW on Mon May 02, 2011 9:21 pm

creepy thread is creepy
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Post  Bor. on Tue May 03, 2011 7:57 am

I'm sure Menace, Kayla and King are gonna have groupsex some day.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  Menace13 on Tue May 03, 2011 6:03 pm

._.

nty

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Post  KingNickolas on Tue May 03, 2011 7:19 pm

nice necro.
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Post  Bor. on Wed May 04, 2011 4:41 am

Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  Kayla on Sat May 07, 2011 12:23 am

Bor. wrote:
Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz

Just... one word for you. ~~~> NO <~~~

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Post  Bor. on Sat May 07, 2011 5:03 am

Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz

Just... one word for you. ~~~> NO <~~~

You won't have a choice either. It's King who's going to force you to. Razz
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Post  Kayla on Sat May 07, 2011 3:56 pm

Bor. wrote:
Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz

Just... one word for you. ~~~> NO <~~~

You won't have a choice either. It's King who's going to force you to. Razz

Why have you always been someone sooo perverted ? ;o

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Post  DucTape on Sat May 07, 2011 6:43 pm

Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz

Just... one word for you. ~~~> NO <~~~

You won't have a choice either. It's King who's going to force you to. Razz

Why have you always been someone sooo perverted ? ;o
Probably related to being German.
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Post  Bor. on Sat May 07, 2011 7:36 pm

Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Kayla wrote:
Bor. wrote:
Menace13 wrote:._.

nty

I doubt you'll have a choice. Haha. Razz

Just... one word for you. ~~~> NO <~~~

You won't have a choice either. It's King who's going to force you to. Razz

Why have you always been someone sooo perverted ? ;o

I'm not perverted. I'm just telling the future.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  Unforgiven7120 on Sat May 07, 2011 7:37 pm

C-C-C-Combo Breaker.


Unforgiven7120 wrote: Bitch, get me a taco... and a quesadilla...
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  Kayla on Sat May 07, 2011 9:10 pm

Unforgiven7120 wrote:C-C-C-Combo Breaker.


Unforgiven7120 wrote: Bitch, get me a taco... and a quesadilla...

Yo prefiero las empanadas. ;3

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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  KingNickolas on Sun May 08, 2011 4:28 am

I'm surprised at your deduction of my strength Bor.

Who would have thought that I was really a gigantic 300-pound bear, that could easily overpower two teenagers. You I guess. Well played. Two-shay.

I'll tell you what, since you're so smart and German at the same time, I'll let you have Menace. Do WHATEVER you want to him. Or with him. But afterwords you have to give him back. I have some friends who just love little boys (In a sexual way.)

(Also, now that you know my secret, i hope you don't mind that I told my friends they could have you too. They'll be over at your house in a couple of days. Expect them around 9:69 PM. You just might not die too. ;D)
Now then, who's up for some Pokemon? Unnamed
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Post  Kayla on Mon May 09, 2011 8:35 pm

kingnickolas wrote:I'm surprised at your deduction of my strength Bor.

Who would have thought that I was really a gigantic 300-pound bear, that could easily overpower two teenagers. You I guess. Well played. Two-shay.

I'll tell you what, since you're so smart and German at the same time, I'll let you have Menace. Do WHATEVER you want to him. Or with him. But afterwords you have to give him back. I have some friends who just love little boys (In a sexual way.)

(Also, now that you know my secret, i hope you don't mind that I told my friends they could have you too. They'll be over at your house in a couple of days. Expect them around 9:69 PM. You just might not die too. ;D)
Now then, who's up for some Pokemon? Unnamed

Firstly, "Two-shay" never heard it that way. xD Touché would be the correction!
Then secondly... I'm glad to see you're not giving me away to anybody. So I'm safe ? Is this what it means ?! YAY =D
Thirdly, this emoticon stole my name! : kayla5 : -> Unnamed

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Post  Bor. on Tue May 10, 2011 6:19 am

Kayla wrote:
Thirdly, this emoticon stole my name! : kayla5 : -> Unnamed

Because this are emoticons you once asked me if I could add them. So I renamed them after you.
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Post  Kayla on Tue May 10, 2011 11:39 pm

Bor. wrote:
Kayla wrote:
Thirdly, this emoticon stole my name! : kayla5 : -> Unnamed

Because this are emoticons you once asked me if I could add them. So I renamed them after you.

My name isn't "Menace", so I'm not dummy and I already knew about this. (joke, menace ;p)

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Post  Menace13 on Wed May 11, 2011 5:19 pm

kingnickolas wrote:I'll tell you what, since you're so smart and German at the same time, I'll let you have Menace. Do WHATEVER you want to him. Or with him. But afterwords you have to give him back. I have some friends who just love little boys (In a sexual way.)



Your LoliPops friends?

LoliPops=Loli+Pops

Pops who like Loli

Fathers who like thinking sexually about young girls

You are a sick, sick man.

kingnickolas wrote:9:69 PM



Fuuuu Luigi!

Correct picture:



Yeah...so at 10:09 PM ;D

COUNTERTROLL IS SUCCESSFUL





Kayla wrote:My name isn't "Menace", so I'm not dummy and I already knew about this. (joke, menace ;p)

cryy

:p

My name isn't "Menace" either. It's Luke.

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Post  KingNickolas on Fri May 13, 2011 9:05 pm

Menace13 wrote:
kingnickolas wrote:I'll tell you what, since you're so smart and German at the same time, I'll let you have Menace. Do WHATEVER you want to him. Or with him. But afterwords you have to give him back. I have some friends who just love little boys (In a sexual way.)



Your LoliPops friends?

LoliPops=Loli+Pops

Pops who like Loli

Fathers who like thinking sexually about young girls

You are a sick, sick man.

kingnickolas wrote:9:69 PM



Fuuuu Luigi!

Correct picture:



Yeah...so at 10:09 PM ;D

COUNTERTROLL IS SUCCESSFUL

Kayla wrote:My name isn't "Menace", so I'm not dummy and I already knew about this. (joke, menace ;p)

cryy

:p

My name isn't "Menace" either. It's Luke.

Rotfl.
The troll wins again.
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Post  KingNickolas on Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:28 am

This thread is confusing.

Anyways, time for quotes:

[3:18:45 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: Baby you and me are mammals, so let's do it like they do it on Discover Channel

[1:56:16 AM] Luke: I've been listening to DC101 and reading this 500K-1000K word long gardevoir hentai fanfic
[1:56:28 AM] Luke: I've been at it for like 12 hours
[1:56:49 AM] Luke: And still have 50K-100K words left
[1:57:07 AM] Luke: Sinners and Sinners Arc 2
[1:57:17 AM] Luke: Most of the hentai is in Arc 1
[1:58:03 AM] Luke: But chapter 29 (arc 2 chapter 13) has a 10-11 year old who's been getting raped by Team Aqua and their Pokemon too


[2:12:08 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: so desperated that soon jigglypuff will be a porn star



[2:14:54 AM] Luke: Although I read some in this fanfic where a dude fucked like 120 different pokemon so far in it
[2:15:15 AM] Luke: And like 20 female trainers
[2:15:23 AM] Luke: Including both of his sisters


[3:08:13 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: did you see the new mattress ?
[3:08:28 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: its for couples cuddling in bed when sleeping
[3:08:47 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: lemme show ya



[3:16:45 AM] Luke: You let me violate you

[3:16:50 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: ............
[3:16:51 AM] The late king of death and decay: o_O
[3:17:00 AM] Luke: You let me desecrate you
[3:17:06 AM] Luke: You let me penetrate you

[3:17:09 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: ........
[3:17:12 AM] Luke: You let me complicate you
[3:17:13 AM] The late king of death and decay: nice


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Re: Funny Quotes

Post  Kayla on Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:33 am

[3:12:27 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: oops
[3:12:28 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: i talked

[3:12:41 AM] The late king of death and decay: i heard. >: D
[3:12:47 AM] The late king of death and decay: u sound so sexeh baby

[3:13:04 AM] Luke: I'm still reading Sinners Arc 2 Chapter 13
[3:13:11 AM] Luke: It has 62K words

[3:13:12 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: LMFAO
[3:13:21 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: king you creep
[3:13:22 AM] ~ ќαÿlα øτεяø ~: xD

[3:13:23 AM] The late king of death and decay: thanks for reminding me.
[3:13:25 AM] The late king of death and decay: KAYLA
[3:13:33 AM] The late king of death and decay: I JUST WANNA THROW YOU ON THE CUDDLE MATRESS

[3:13:35 AM] Luke: And I'm 4/5 of the way through this chapter with 2 to go
[3:13:40 AM] The late king of death and decay: AND CUDDLE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

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Post  Unforgiven7120 on Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:38 am

Uh... you might want to be careful around Nicholas, Kayla. From where I come from, I believe they call that rape.
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