Grangers Bouncing Around - Clanforum
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

Shadows Song Section

+2
Mr. Pirate
Shadow
6 posters

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:02 am

I write/think of songs and I decided to begin posting them...here is my first that I have put down so far

All this began when I sat down
and started to think and my heart spun round
So please come back to meeeee
I need you to seeeeeeeeeeeeee

Everything I want to give
Everything I want to have
Everything you want
Everything you can never have

So why don't we just fly away
To that place we saw today
and we can sing each other's songs
Till nothing feeeeeelllllsss wrong

I can see the neverland,
staring right back at me
taunting me with lullabies
making me want to sleep

so I can just slip away
to that dream I had yesterday
Where I could sing this song to you
And what would youuuuuuu doooo

Would you cry or would you scream
All the hate or all the things
that you think is wrong with you
Laughing at the things you do

Everything I want to give
Everything I want to have
Everything you want
Everything you can never have

Why don't we just fly away
To that place we saw today
and we can sing each other's songs
Till nothing feeeeeelllllsss wrong

Oooohhhhh Till nothing feeeellls wrong
Everything you can never have…
Everything you can never have…
Everything I want to give
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Mr. Pirate Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:08 am

That was atrocious alright. I think you should stop improve.
Mr. Pirate
Mr. Pirate
Dragoon
Dragoon

Posts : 226
Join date : 2010-07-31
Age : 26
Location : Canada, eh

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  KingNickolas Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:45 pm

Nice....
But, to the tune of what?
KingNickolas
KingNickolas
Bouncing Granger!
Bouncing Granger!

Posts : 2007
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 111
Location : Dead, just for luis.

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:39 pm

my head...


Second one here... btw..pirate...if you can do better in 10 minutes...show me

Come on, we got time tonight
Please Baby, lets not fight
I got some love to deliver
You got something else to make quiver

Ohhhh baby its a long time commin
I cant wait just another second
Lets get down and roll on the floor
I don't care if your parents walk in that door
I aint stopin once more

Please baby don't leave me hanging
I just want to do some banging
You can make my mind just go
But there are more than one things you can blow

Ohhhh baby its a long time commin
I cant wait just another second
Lets get down and roll on the floor
I don't care if your parents walk in that door
I aint stopin once more

Come on, Come on, lets do it right
I think I can keep this up all night
Why don't you just lay down
I can take you all round town

Ohhhh baby its a long time commin
I cant wait just another second
Lets get down and roll on the floor
I don't care if your parents walk in that door
I aint stopin once more

Ooooh yeah you can do it just right
I think we just lit up the night
Wooohooo I feel just fine
Can you tell the other girls to get in line

Ohhhh baby its a long time commin
I cant wait just another second
Lets get down and roll on the floor
I don't care if your parents walk in that door
Cause even if they do
All I have to do
is ask them to join right in
and baby, lets take a swim
Ohh lets skinny dip
yeah take it off and come take a swim
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Guest Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:07 pm

Im assuming these songs are about other men that you fantasize about?...
Razz

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:11 pm

lmfao...cause thats what you think about in bed...
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Guest Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:14 pm

Who the fuck.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  KingNickolas Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:18 pm

Someone deleted lawly's posts. I'm guessing it was Glam because he was just on, and hes a admin.
KingNickolas
KingNickolas
Bouncing Granger!
Bouncing Granger!

Posts : 2007
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 111
Location : Dead, just for luis.

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:25 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  GLAMEOW Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:39 pm

BAM!
GLAMEOW
GLAMEOW
Pokémon FTW
Pokémon FTW

Posts : 1168
Join date : 2010-07-25
Age : 34
Location : Keeping the maras away from my chickens

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Guest Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:47 pm

Your songs are more girly than every single one of Justin Beiber's songs, and his vagina.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:12 pm

Ok...dude lowly...seriously...fu...
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  GLAMEOW Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:18 pm

|Acid| iShadow wrote:Ok...dude lowly...seriously...fu...

shadow, don't let one person's opinion get to you.
GLAMEOW
GLAMEOW
Pokémon FTW
Pokémon FTW

Posts : 1168
Join date : 2010-07-25
Age : 34
Location : Keeping the maras away from my chickens

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:39 pm

He is fing tolling me...and damn I miss my admin powers right now
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  GLAMEOW Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:51 pm

yes he is, and it does say in the rules that trolling is not allowed

lawly, I ask you to plz refrain from trolling...

ty
GLAMEOW
GLAMEOW
Pokémon FTW
Pokémon FTW

Posts : 1168
Join date : 2010-07-25
Age : 34
Location : Keeping the maras away from my chickens

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Guest Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:56 pm

Ok, well then, please refrain from masterpiece-deletion.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Granger Hunter Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:54 am

you didnt have a masterpiece, otherwise that might be true

Granger Hunter
Basilisk
Basilisk

Posts : 35
Join date : 2010-08-30

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:57 am

LOL
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  KingNickolas Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:15 am

WHERE MA MONEY GH!!!
WHERE IS IT?!?!
FOO!!
(Lolz, i kid.)
KingNickolas
KingNickolas
Bouncing Granger!
Bouncing Granger!

Posts : 2007
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 111
Location : Dead, just for luis.

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  The Hovel Humper Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:03 pm

kingnickolas wrote:WHERE MA MONEY GH!!!
WHERE IS IT?!?!
FOO!!
(Lolz, i kid.)

Gah, I have seen that twice so far...

Only rephrased the same words?

Edit: Three times
The Hovel Humper
The Hovel Humper
Bouncing Granger!
Bouncing Granger!

Posts : 1051
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 29
Location : Keeping the glameows away from my maras

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Granger Hunter Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:30 pm

yes, I think he owes us money now for making us suffer through that

Granger Hunter
Basilisk
Basilisk

Posts : 35
Join date : 2010-08-30

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  KingNickolas Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:58 pm

I TOLD YOU TO DO THE JOB!!!

Anyways now for some fabulous tunes...

A song:

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: (repeat 2X)]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]


I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]


Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

*Edit*
Ah, sorry. It seams as though the site i copied this from likes to swear quite a bit.
KingNickolas
KingNickolas
Bouncing Granger!
Bouncing Granger!

Posts : 2007
Join date : 2010-07-29
Age : 111
Location : Dead, just for luis.

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Shadow Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:28 am

Bwahahahahahahaha I just read it, ha, ha ... yeah sometimes I like to act like that, I believe the correct term is not slim shady but douche
Shadow
Shadow
Granger
Granger

Posts : 712
Join date : 2010-07-26
Age : 39
Location : Inside the internet

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Granger Hunter Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:31 am

I think we all are sometimes

Granger Hunter
Basilisk
Basilisk

Posts : 35
Join date : 2010-08-30

Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Guest Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:28 am

HEY KINGNICKOLAS I THOUGHT THIS WAS AC!D'S SONG THREAD.
DERP

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Shadows Song Section Empty Re: Shadows Song Section

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum