Useful Post

I bet my post is more useful than any of yours. In fact, my post is keeping Hitler dead!
Top that!

My posts will doom the world. WIN! (unless some moron dooms the universe =)) )

/me has a feeling this topic will be either locked or deleted.

My posts dooms all previous posts and prevent their effect.

Which means ---> World alive. Hitler, too.

My posts are made of anti matter. So when they collide with your posts, they doom the whole universe. (hey, guess I'm the moron that doomed the entire universe )

This posts doomed ryuk and everything what he's done in his life before.

Great job. You doomed nothing.

This post dooms anything and everythin, including nothing and this post (LOL)

Uh, alright.

!allowoverride ryuk

My god mode protects me from your doom, a doom that doomed everything. It even doomed doom. I think I overused the word 'doom'.

My post is useless, it's nothing but letters formed into words that make sentences. Top that.

I make a time machine, bringing Benders from all time periods to the current, dooming the Universe, Anti-Universe, all Miniverses, the Macroverse, and the space time continuum.

Great.

!restart

Here we go again =)).

My post is so useless, that when you look at my post, you won't even consider what I have to say... or will you? That's the enigmatic part of my post? Is it useful, or useless? How do you define useful or useless? Who defines the definition of useful or useless, and how did the definer define the definition of useful or useless? Wrap your brains around that for a moment, if you will.

I've never played doom. Sorry But i cannot contribute. In fact everybody who hasn't played doom, and is still dooming, is a hypocrite, they are hypocrites because without the true doom, there cannot be a fake doom, and without a fake doom there cannot be a post on a forum that will make the world into doom, thus without having played doom, you cannot cause doom of any kind, By that i mean cause monsters from the game doom to come and eat your parents, that would certainly cause doom to come to an individual's world, that being said, who con-trolls what the world is, could there be multiple universes, or even a alternate dimension? No, i don't think so, which makes all of your posts dealing with alternate dimensions completely and ultimately useless and overall just a general waste of time to read. Kinda like your mother, except a post cannot be fat, stupid, or have a gender between genders. In fact I'd probably do your post over your mother, that's how ugly she is. I believe that this post is much more important and betterer than the rest of everybody Else's posts because it actually says something: You are all a pile of dung, and your posts mean nothing. That being said I think it would be fair to delete all of the posts on this topic because of spam, flaming, flame bait, causing nausea, causing your mother to puke making her look even more unattractive, making me puke which caused your mother to faintly look better, causing qweef to have a nervous break down, and being the sole reason why bor, the leader of all of us, has stopped being a good role mottle, began to post an unnecessary amount of posts, which can also be called feeding the homeless people in Hawaii, cleaning the can, and spamming.

This is a wall of text. By default: I win by causing the world no doom, but instead causing may-ham. Mostly because i like ham.

LOL O LOL I ROLFMAOD SO HARD!!!!!!! LOL

What the fuck is a qweef? =))

Death.Ryuk wrote:What the fuck is a qweef? =))

It's a vagina fart.
That helped, so this post is more important than your post.